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Awful, boring and garbage. Disney Frozen: Olaf's Quest is a tedious exercise in boredom. Some say medieval torture should be brought back from the depths of time to teach rotten criminals what's right. But some people don't realise that Disney has already done just that, but in a more discreet way. They're cleverly using junk games to torture the criminals of tomorrow today! Before one commits a crime, they're punished, but does that mean that I, the protagonist, is a criminal? Yes. This thought-provoking piece makes one look deeper into the psyche of one's own inner soul, are we all criminals, and hence-force, do we all deserve to be punished?

That is the true meaning behind this game, we all are sinful. But the question I ask myself is, do we need to be punished so harshly for living in sin? Is living slothfully in the luxury of today's entertainments so wrong? What does Disney have against humans? The infirmities of man are vast and we are punished so harshly with such terrible, terrible video games, which makes me think, this "game" was hand-crafted by humans, right? WRONG! This game was made by aliens, no human-mind is so sick and twisted that they could reasonably plot something so wrong and so evil and still be able to have the mental capabilities to finish their work and release it to the public in such a finished state. Any mere mortal would have had their mind shattered under the influence of such attrocities, which is what lead me to the conclusion that this game is not made by humans.

The next thing one is to wonder though, what does this mean for the future of our society, aliens are operating such mega-corpations and have intertwined within our society so tightly that we barely noticed it. How long have we been wronged by these mysterious foes? While trudging through the endless onslaught of levels in this game, these were the questions flowing through my mind. I have yet to come up with an answer to all of my uncoverings, but I am also not sure if I will ever be able to find the truth. I imagine I will be killed soon for desecrating Mr. Mouse's holyland with such blasphemy. But that is fine, my life will be used as a mere stepping stone to thrust humany forward to a better tomorrow, no longer will we have to suffer through such boring video games, no longer will we be given empty promises of a longer recess, no longer will we be forced to pretend to like each other!

Those are my final wishes. I can't imagine that Mr. Mouse's empire will be overthrown any time soon. But as long as the seeds of doubt are planted into the minds of today's youth, that is okay. People will soon come to learn that Mr. Mouse doesn't have the people's best wishes in mind, and they will come for his throne. See you in Hell Mickey.

Hard mode is actually unfair an broken, you need to be Kirigaya Kazuto to react fast enough for those lightning speed quick-time events that come at random points on the sceen. Also this game can shove off in a hole and rot for all I care. You like to watch a naked blue guy walk endlessly? Because that's what this game is, watching someone walk and occasionally clicking (or sometimes sliding!) on the touch screen when a flower is infront of you. What engaging gameplay! This game deserves a huckabazillion awards for such innovation in tedium.