DancingTheBa
2023
I am the greatest, I am the champion, fear my almighty power. I look down on your unimportant tiny towers with disgust. To think one might fantasize that they'll ever be my peer or superior is laughable.
The stupid smug bear can go get kicked by a horse and die. You need to be absolutely cracked and on steroids to get the best speed run rank in the second cooking minigame. Also the asinine soccerball swing game makes me want to die. I hope all the bears in this game get their innards ripped out right after they watch their families get tortured to death. I only needed one more backdrop for the 100% completion and I think the game is broken so I can't get it.
Some of the minigames were pretty aight though.
Some of the minigames were pretty aight though.
1991
Try not to die against the onslaught of the same 3 enemies so you can spam your police nukes on the bosses: the video game.
1991
Got to the final boss with three lives left and no continues used and nearly had to use two of my continues on him, what a scumbag.
Notice how in the credits it clearly shows that the police guy is the real hero of the story? Police car driver is the MVP.
Notice how in the credits it clearly shows that the police guy is the real hero of the story? Police car driver is the MVP.
1997
boring awful garbage
this game is boring
This game is mind numbingly boring.
1989
This game gives off the same feeling as stepping in shit.
1989
Can't believe they released moldy shit that is somehow worse than the first game.
1990
mega man is mega shit
The game crashes during the credits of the final boss and now I'm big big sad
Makes Ocarina of Time look more ass than it already is
1990
Couldn't find the way out of the graveyard dungeon. Didn't feel like scrubbing my character on every wall in the dungeon and overworld, so this can remain uncompleted.
1991
Tedious and dull. Games dumping you back to the beginning when you game over is one thing, but the fact that the game is immensely unengaging, especially in the starting levels, makes this a slog I can't keep my eye-lids open long enough to suffer through.
2018
This is not a game, this is a psychological experiment, to see how far you can push two seemingly sane people into wanting to commit homicide on their fellow conducter.