Actually might be the worst game of all time. Not only is it bad but it is AGGRESSIVELY bad in every regard. The story is nonsensical at best and offensive at worst, the gameplay is like Paper Mario with a heaping pile of expired molasses poured onto it, and the actually good soundtrack is held back by terrible sound design (some random enemy fights were better than the FINAL BOSS' theme for fuck's sake).

Do not play this game, even ironically. You won't find a train wreck, but instead a nation dying of plague.