Pointless fanservice wankfest going back on the prior game’s actual experimentation

John Carpenter or Ridley Scott please sue Nintendo for ripping you off, it would be the funniest thing ever

Basic bitch cliff notes understanding of the most mainstream psychologists and philosophers possible. Dan Hentschel says more about psychology than this garbage.

I have no clue if this is still the last bastion of our culture war or if it’s too woke now so I’m giving it a 5/10 to average those two possibilities out

This review contains spoilers

This was a Stranger of Paradise prequel the whole time???

NO ASMIK ACE ENTERTAINMENT!!!
DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!

Highly recommend for how in depth the settings are. There’s even a switch that lets me cause everyone who has ever opposed me to die of a heart attack.

Replayed this for the sake of nostalgia and its themes of accepting your own death resonate with me even more now because this account is dying on May 27th, 2024

The renbu system provides some much needed innovation for a series that was getting stale

Can the people shitting on this solely for its plot just accept that Zelda games never had good stories to begin with?

I opened up trending and gave a half star to one of the first games I saw
You may now laugh

THE DEVIL MAY CRY FRANCHISE IS A PSY-OP INTENDED TO DESTROY YAOI
BY MAKING TWO CHARACTERS NAMED DANTE AND VERGIL AND HAVING THEM BE BROTHERS, THEY HAVE OBFUSCATED THE FACT THAT THE DIVINE COMEDY VERSIONS OF DANTE AND VIRGIL (WHO AREN’T BROTHERS) HAVE THE POTENTIAL FOR THE GREATEST YAOI TO EVER EXIST
EVERY COPY OF THIS GAME BOUGHT IS LIKE TWENTY YAOI LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIAS BEING BURNED
THE DEVIL MAY CRY FRANCHISE AND EVERY SPARDACEST SHIPPER MUST BE DESTROYED

Going to be transparent and say this rating is unfair but I just can’t play musou games because they remind me of the hardest part of my day to day life: the knowledge that everyone is an idiot except for me

I’m so sick and tired of games that just want to rip off Hollywood instead of meaningfully advancing the medium