Poor man's God of War. Playing this game felt like nothing more than a silly parody of God of War, replicating its controls and mechanics down to an almost copyright infringing level of absurdity.

barely an excuse for an rpg or a mario game but its okay so

I like action games. I would go as far as to say that its my favorite genre if done correctly. God Hand does not do that. With a big focus on "comedy" and gameplay that just isn't very good, don't see myself continuing this game.

Think I’d have a better chance finding a unicorn irl than having fun playing this game

yeah this is peak fiction

Weebs love to hype up the most mid shit ever. Aside from gorgeous looking visuals, Vanillaware has nothing else going for them

It seems like its good but the game is purposefully made to throttle preformance on dolphin so I can't really tell. The maps that I did see while the game ran at 5 fps with audio so blown out it would make a deaf person wince in pain were good, but again I can't really say much. 1 star for now.

UPDATE: I will be keeping this at a 1 star. I tried playing more after upgrading my computer and it still ran horribly, and some of the tracks I could play really weren't good.

this game is just bad, it lacks identity and everything about it just feels off. All of the new stage elements and world maps clash with every model or base game texture to the point where it looks like the game is trying to achieve multiple different styles at once. Most of the new assets look out of place and the levels are much longer than they need to be with little to no creativity. The music also isn't that great.

It's turn-based only in the sense that I take time to turn off my Switch and open a YouTube video on my PC before remembering to continue.

I was tricked into thinking the game has gay sex and romance until last week.

Fuck you Vanillaware

People who say this game is good are blind by nostalgia. This game sucks in general.

Genuinely the worst mech game I have ever played. Movement sucks, gunplay is awful, boring art style, dull characters. Pretty much everything that could have gone wrong with this game did go wrong. Avoid at all costs.

too good for the 3ds to handle. if you have a modded one you can put custom songs on it. very nice.

Since the fans this one love making up fake quotes so much, let me contribute: “My name is Ramza Beoulve and the game I’m in fucking sucks. Also, I just shit my pants.”

SUFFER MY PAIN