I imagine some young Hindi kid telling their no-nonsense parents about this game, in hopes that its rich Hindu culture will convince them that a Nintendo Switch is a great birthday present. It's not a stellar game, but I can smile knowing this scenario is possible.

Everything in Balan Wonderland has been done before to much greater effect. Except the dance finales. That shit's fucking wild.

Not a fan of just copying and pasting dialogue from the films.

Digging the cheeky humour.

I credit this game, and my high school friend who showed it to me, for introducing me to my love of music.

IM 2 KEWL 4 BEJEWELED

Okay, I get not having a post-game, but why cycle my game back to before the boss level? Isn't that just... the opposite of satisfying?

This is one of my favourite kinds of games, where you go round bringing life to the world and you see the change you're making. Just like Katamari Damacy, all this needs is a big sprawling open-world for me to be absolutely hooked.

Such a stupid, wild and wonderful experience! Just wish there was a massive open-world that I could spend hours rolling up.

Couldn't get past an early level. From what I remember it was set in a nighttime Bikini Bottom where the streets were way too dark to know where you were going.
Overall just a pale, unpolished precursor to Battle for Bikini Bottom.

Pretty addictive gameplay, just not sure where to go after getting to the top level.

Basically therapy on a budget.

Made the smart choice and rented it at Jumbo Video for less than $10. Just not all that compelled to buy it. Feels like GTA 5 with a Blade Runner skin and way too much story. Wish it had more of a loose, open roaming feel like Skyrim. I just want to explore and don't give a crap about the story.

First Playstation 2 game I ever had. Didn't realize till after I beat the game that you could use a dance pad. I seriously just pressed the buttons the entire time.

You always remember your first.