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The Japanese cover of this game is the most beautiful thing in the world.
It's a shame that Japanese people don't usually like fps and the Nintendo 64 sold poorly there so no one there must have played it.

You fucks would be calling the decision to make the final boss a Smash Bros match against the CEO of EA “Reddit shit” if it wasn’t for your auteur theory circlejerk around Suda

If you take showers this is by far the best Smash game.

She got that Super Metroid jank type pussy

people will say this trumps every other game in the series through their shattered screen iPhone 8’s and then go to their fridge to see it’s empty the lights are blinking and there is nothing but a slice of week old little ceasers pizza and a 6 pack of stella

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"What if we made ff7 but you get bombarded by the gacha offers at least 30 times each time you open it"

I love Tohru Furuya, who plays Bryce in the japanese voice track, but I hope to never hear him try to speak english ever again.

I want to snap Professor Oak in half for his poor taste in photography

I have no clue if this is still the last bastion of our culture war or if it’s too woke now so I’m giving it a 5/10 to average those two possibilities out

Basic bitch cliff notes understanding of the most mainstream psychologists and philosophers possible. Dan Hentschel says more about psychology than this garbage.

If the Devil did indeed cry, it was from having to play this game

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This was a Stranger of Paradise prequel the whole time???

combat is a massive improvement from yakuza like a dragon, the story was really good but it kinda fell off during the second half, especially ichiban's story since after kiryu leaves most of his story is just running away from the bad guys and nothing really happens, most of the villains were really boring except for yamai, and ebina really needed more screentime
i loved the kiryu bucket list thing

also kiryu's ending sucked ass