Games I will never fucking play

Games that I refuse to touch either because

a) I absolutely despise the developers/publishers
b) I have a life outside of video games
c) I’m not a virgin

I’m not gonna include notoriously bad games (obviously I have no desire to play that Gollum game or The Day Before), just ones that have loyal fanbases and/or positive reception overall.

Yandere Dev should be castrated on live television.

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Activision jus finds new ways to sink lower every year, huh?

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More slimy practices from Activision Blizzard. No thanks.

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BotW clone but with gacha mechanics. How fun.

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Same as Genshin, but now it’s turn-based, which is worse.

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No time + loot boxes lol

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The way Activision handled this game was so fucking scummy and blatantly dishonest that it actually makes me mad. I hate that company so much.

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Pokémon fans need to stop forking over $60 for a game that they know is rushed and unfinished, and then complaining about how the game is rushed and unfinished. My nigga, YOU KNEW THIS WHEN YOU BOUGHT IT.

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Why is Michelle Rodriguez in all of the advertising?

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This game looks so fucking boring.

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Disrespectful to Kevin Conroy and the Arkham series as a whole. No jonkler, no aslume, AND man gets killed? Who wrote this? Are they stupid?

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