my longest We're So Back ever. Not a full five stars because World Tour ends on a limp note and gets overly grindy, and there's no SF3 character yet.


There is nothing like this game, at least to my knowledge. There are so many balls in the air that you have to handle, or you can say fuck it and not deal with any of them. Managing to get every single survivor to safety is still one of my personal proudest achievments, game wise. It's not for everyone, but that's why it's so charming to me.

what if we took Literally Everything that made Dead Rising good and watered it down, removed it, and made it feel like a hollow shell. fuck this game. worthless in just about every single regard.

Fucked up that this is one of the best Spider-Man stories ever. I like this game a lot but the Miles and MJ sequences make me wanna stop every time I get to them.

A lot of my issues are nitpicky; I think every franchise should have gotten a new stage, the older characters really need a moveset refresh, spirits are cute but are a poor replacment for trophies (seriously, no descriptions? I would have been fine if they copy pasted 80% of them from the older games), a lot of characters have worse facial expressions than before (Shulk and Sonic jump to mind). I like World of Light more than most people did but nothing will ever quite beat Brawl's single player content.



but like. come on. its fucking Smash Bros. It's Fun. There's almost 100 characters in this thing. It's Good.

I thought it was pretty good, but I think playing the other modern RE games before this kinda hurt my perception. Not being able to skip cutscenes makes this my least favorite RE game to replay (Lucas was funny the first time, the 2 or 3 times after? not really), Ethan feels so glacially slow, the enemies are really boring visually, and the Ship section is maybe the worst final area of any of these games.

But I really like this game's story, and the Baker estate is a really cool location. The bosses, save the last Jack fight, are pretty good imho. Also the End of Zoe DLC was great so I'll finish it on a high note.

It's the best action game ever made.

The only reason this doesn't get a full 5 stars is because every boss that isn't Vergil kinda sucks. Play the Switch version if you can because the weapon wheel and style change make it the best version.

God I wish this was just all new zones. One of the best platformers out there.

If I can nitpick it, I miss a lot of the old voice actors (Koichi, Rohan, Mista, and Hol Horse all come to mind) and the delivery on the returning ones can be kinda bad (seriously how do you get Akio Otsuka to sound bad, what the fuck happened to Wamuu), and this is an issue with the Jojo Brand as a whole rn, but I hate that color schemes are all defaulted to the anime verisions.

But, this was DBFZ before DBFZ in terms of pure fanservice. Literally everything is ripped from the anime and manga, it rules. Really wish it had rollback beacuse all the little mechanical changes (and 60fps) make it so fun to play. Play it if you like Jojo even a little bit.

I don't like how the chapter select stuff works, there's some wonky stuff visually like the doors and the skybox sometimes, and probably some other issues I'm forgetting rn.

This is the best game modern Square-Enix has made, and will ever make until Rebirth comes out.

playing this makes me feel like i just chugged 6 cans of monster. as someone who generally isnt a fan of FPS games this fucking rules. play it.

this shit is like pulling your teeth out with pliers. evil game.