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The possibility to be the sluttiest, kinkiest and queerest bitch on earth are so big that I'm surprised there's so little (almost none) polyamorous concepts, routes and deconstructions. The game is almost set to exploit it. Let's break trauma in all the ways achievable

harry te hubiese encantado ir a pont aeri

cuando era chiquito, hace como 150 años, apenas se habian inventado los smartphones y habia un juego que se llamaba alchemy nosequemierda y era basicamente esto pero con una cantidad finita de elementos a descubrir y tenian un poco mas de sentido las fusiones

i cant stop using christian expressions now

lol this game sucks
synsophia you just had to make the same game 4 and you just decided to turn into its worst version with gacha mechanics ok I guess

ciertamente no me acuerdo

I just orboed all over the walls 😭

Eu amo o Orbo e eu espero que ele venha para o Brasil algum dia. Orbo come to brasil pls we have crack cocaine too

Ultimamente estoy un poco estresado y no estoy pudiendo disfrutar para nada los juegos, hace masomenos un mes Meri me mostró Dredge y me gustó bastante, es un juego que se siente humedo, frio, viscoso y maligno, es basicamente un juego de coleccionar pescados con una historia de horror cosmico, es cortito lo cual creo que está bastante bien porque cuando ya conoces todos los peligros y te das cuenta de como los podes evitar medio que pierde la gracia.
No es la gran cosa pero me hizo sentir algo por un rato, que hoy en dia es un monton.

he pasado mas miedo en el laberinto del minotauro de terra mitica y ahi te dan una pistola laser o sea que imaginate

alguien: hola teneis que hacer un juego de miedo

bloober team: este es mierdon

bienvenidos a layers of fear mega mierda asquerosidad de guarradas cerdadas y todo a la vez metido en un mismo cd

hasta ahora nunca había jugado algo de kirby mas de 5 minutos pero con este me di cuenta que son juegos q claramente no son para mí, si es muy bonito y tiene lindas animaciones y la música es divertida, pero -casi- carece de desafío alguno y la experiencia fue básicamente pasarme la mitad del juego en una sentada y la segunda mitad en otra y la semana q viene seguro ya me olvide de todo

A series that was once at the cutting edge of game design has officially ran out of tricks, although this was pretty much already the case with DS3 6 years ago.

Very frontloaded main quest, exploring Limgrave, Liurnia and accidentally stumbling into Caelid was very impressive and gave the game a sense of adventure.

There is also a staggering amount of freedom given to the player. You can access Liurnia, Volcano Manor and Atlus Plateau and many other areas from the beginning without killing anything.

Unfortunately there is a very evident nose dive after Leyndell, Mountaintop of the giants is practically empty in comparison to the 3 earlier mentioned areas. Farum Azula is practically a straight line with possibly the worst boss in the entire series.

This nosedive extends to the side content as well, the level of recycled content in the dungeons/caves/mines is beyond embarrassing. If this was any other dev aside from the current hivemind darling then forums would be rammed with your typical internet gamer rage.

Overall i'm glad I played it, but it's just clear to me that Souls is tired, the game conforms heavily to the tropes that earlier games established to the point of it being mundane. I was rolling my eyes when the mid boss anime power up cutscene played on the ~10th different fight. Sure it was cool when Ludwig did it but that was back in 2015. Time to get some new tricks Fromsoft.


Today is the 20th of January 2022. I finished this game on the 26th of November last year. Every day since then I have woke up thinking about this game.

When characters in a movie are playing a game on the TV with a PS2 controller, this is the game on the TV. Cruelty Squad was made by a man who has heard of the concept of a game but doesn't have the facilities to actually play one. This game is the opposite of a novelist living in a cave for 20 years to write his magnum opus. This is a man who has plugged his brain into the mainframe. It isn't that Cruelty Squad is post-post-post-modernist - Cruelty Squad is post-criticism, it is caveman art drawn with faeces, it is a sociological phenomenon.

A QWERTY keyboard will wash up on a beach 1000 years from now and anthropologists will use it as proof that we had 100 fingers. They will play Cruelty Squad and say we were blind and deaf.

The levels in Cruelty Squad are impossibilities. Ever since Adventure was released in 1980 we have been hurtling down a predetermined path laid out by God and level designers, alternating between vast open spaces and linear corridors forever, like a fractal. With every game released, the remaining pool of possible games that are left to be created shrinks, not just because one more was just made, but also that the existence of art will influence the existence of other art. There isn't an anti-Mario-64. No one would make an anti-Mario-64. Their brain is permanently cursed with the knowledge that Mario 64 exists and all future decisions will be affected by that.

That isn't to say anything about the quality of Mario 64. The trajectory of video games has been altered by lesser and worse games, but alas. Cruelty Squad is the product of a person with no brain to curse, a spotless mind. Every single level I played surprised me with its ingenuity. I often found myself laughing out loud, not at the non-sequitur or clever jokes, but at how ridiculous and funny the level design is.