Absolutely fucking nuts. I thought it was pretty clunky and the story kinda sucks, but it feels like Nazi Doom. And that's exactly what I paid for
2005
The first game to somehow make every single thing fun to do!
2006
After I stopped playing this game, Howie Mandel hopped through my window, pulled out a baseball bat, and broke my legs. He then said his signature catchphrase, "No deal, bitch" and then kidnapped my daughter.
2016
As a shooter, yeah, this sucks. But as a funny ooga booga ooh ooh ahh ahh funky monkey ooh eee me swing on vine ooh ooh ahh ahh me (caveman)use club to hit stinky monkey caveman cannibal brain game? This is absolutely terrific! For the first hour at least
edit: I got through all of the story missions and have decided that couldn't care less about reaching the ending. I've finished what I wanted to, and I'm moving on
edit: I got through all of the story missions and have decided that couldn't care less about reaching the ending. I've finished what I wanted to, and I'm moving on
2014
This remaster collection thing is absolutely amazing! Mostly because I'm playing Metro 2033 for the first time and am absolutely loving it but for the most part, amazing collection! It's been a bit since I played Last Light, but I remember not liking it. But that's because I thought it'd be more like Last Of Us. Now that I'm playing Metro 2033 (not for a Last Of Us experience), I'm getting the same feeling I felt while playing Last Of Us! But, now I wanna play Last Light again... shit....
P.S, This gets 5 stars for 2033 alone. That game is fucking fantastic
P.S, This gets 5 stars for 2033 alone. That game is fucking fantastic
I am at a VERY low point in my life
Everything about this game just feels annoying
2001
Get it? Max Payne? Because he gets hurt... a lot. So it's like... pain? Ha
If I were to replace the word "shit" with "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, I would and I wouldn't have a problem with it
2013
Fairly worth the 3 dollars I put into it. I thought it'd be like Behemoth's other games (Castle Crashers and Alien Hominid preferably), so I'm kinda dissapointed that it isn't. I vibe with the theater aethetic though, I thought it was cute!
2019
I shidded my pants when this came out it's so good
It is truly tubular in every sense of the word
It's kinda half Animal Crossing and half Devil Maytroidvania Cry. Which means it's fuckin awesome
2007
For visual novel fans, this is one of the best.
It's more fun than law school, and I can tell you that much