it's like if sex was real

dogfight game alright

i am bad at it and that's clearly the game's fault.

tea game good

i now know how to make tea.

dragon penetration game decent

i did not enjoy the fifth level. i did not beat the fifth level. i have a skill issue.

bullet game good

funny guns with funny puns. fun control and gameplay. don't bother unlocking the elevator.

block game good

staple of my childhood. it would be a crime to lower the rating.

big shot game good so far

tobias radioactive foxtrot created another tumblr sexyman and i think that should be a crime.

word game bad

i hope it explodes

internet outage game bad

please help i just want to watch youtube.

death game good

the gameplay is kinda meh as most people say but the story and interactions absolutely carries it. also not gonna lie i look just like

drop game is okay

tspin is not in the bible

It's an exceptionally rare treat to find a game that seems tailor-made for you, specifically. A perfect mess of breathtaking visuals, engaging gameplay, and a story that perfectly combined classical mythology with modern sensibilities.

Look, I know that a lot of people don't like this game. The criticisms I've heard are entirely valid, and I won't go around knocking people for disliking this thing I like.

That said, Moon remains my favorite Pokemon game of all time. I like the story, what can I say.

A cute, solidly made mashup between community management and rogue-like combat. Though not much for replayability, this game remains a pleasant memory.

Rock and stone, 'till the end.