Games Played in 2023 Ranked
I guess Ill rank em as I go. Dont take the specific rankings too seriously, especially those at the top but not in the top 3 and those at the bottom, theyre pretty interchangeable and I could change my mind retroactively
165 Games
low effort, might have been good if it leaned into its hypnotic quality but its just unfinished. Only cost me like less than a dollar so whatever
Im being pretty generous here. Beyond being based and the sheer funny novelty of "palestinian max payne" the original is undercooked and the remake is basically in early access. Thankfully you get both bundled into one for the same price but just bear in mind its quite rough around the edges. Fun though
Its just a PSA basically, a bit corny but inoffensive
get fucked
Its a budget No Man's Sky, harmless if not too amazing
Cool little cartography game
its okay but roguelike elements are pointless
Mostly compelling, but let down by subpar translation, transparent branching and a shit ending
Couple of gags
It might not work for you, but by god it worked for me
Just Boring honestly
low effort
Its fine... Basically an adventure game/vn set in a sort of choose your own adventure creation myth underwater. Its alright
Charming Solarpunk platformer
Charmingly amateurish photography sim
Not funny, didnt laugh
Stare out da window
Fucking annoying fmv prick, die!
idk its a short vn
He just like me fr
Thought it would be a shitpost but its surprisingly sincere. I can't really be mad
An Impressive attempt at a port, but I would much rather just play the arcade
Controls have a learning curve, but classic
Almost good, but far too aggravating
Skill issue but fuck off
Cool
Lovely Atmospheric Exploration game/survival sim about the grieving process
Its a comedy game that didnt make me laugh
ye
I love Imperialism!
Why did I play this?
Addicting Urban fantasy jrpg. A bit samey and the plot is nothing but I like the combat and thats enough for me
regrettably mid puzzler, pretty artstyle but pretentious as all hell
An interesting evolution of Cosmo D, slightly infuriating at times but funny and cool
Really cool 0 tutorialisation roguelike
Man cannot live on quirk alone
amateurish
A short game I wish was shorter
More like that which sucked balls
What were they thinking?!
Golden Boy, Born To Love and Live For Joy, I'm a Golden Boy
Another one of those games who's message I vibe with but must put down. Its a pro pedestrian horror walking sim. Mostly its this high cause the in game phone had an "audiobook" app which opened up the steam browser to the librevox page for Upton Sinclair's The Jungle and thats both funny and based
Like Frog detective but bad
In truth I really did enjoy it, but that ending among other things keep me from putting it any higher
Cool shmup
Idk maybe I am dumb but after a couple halos I just felt kinda frustrated by the process of building new ones
Pretty cool VN about a taxi driver in Chapinero, Bogotá
Very ambitious, I think its the first game to have horizontal scrolling? Whatever the case it was definitely the one to popularize the concept
Lame, honestly
I was halfway enjoying this stealth game (a rare thing for me) when I got softlocked by a bug.
Left a sour taste in my mouth, could have been good
Like when I watched Eraserhead : How boring for such a weird thing
Good vibes, a personal story about nostalgia, growing apart from your friends and our expectations for our own lives told in 30 mins through a minimalistic retro inspired bus simulator, its akin to an indie short film
Again feels odd to rank, but here I guess. Its a short experimental and deeply personal interactive music album about bipolar disorder
Again feels odd ranking this. It was a cool experiment
dropped pretty soon, just didnt enjoy solving the puzzles ig
Its fine
Lovely medical/epidemiological detective game which is tragically riddled with bugs
Its so disappointing man, starts off as a cute little historical sailing RPG but it just cant sustain itself, the game becomes grindy and shit and the questionable portrayals get more egregious
bleh
Where the hell do I even rank this? I liked it I guess but didnt rate it cause why
Quite like these Bitsy games. I like how even though the map loops, the yachts are on the "higher" area doing fine and the struggling people are on the "lower" area
This is absolutely insanely ambitious for Atari 2600 and disproves my intuition that no 2600 would be all that complex to require a guide. Insane. Also dope cover art
Lovely, charming, funny and short
Cool little historical sewing sim
Good vibes
Great first impression, shame about the rest of the game
Pretty Cool 3D Platformer, if you like the grinding sections in 3D sonic games this is probably the game for you. Short and cheap
im too impatient for this shit
Trite, forced and manipulative
Lovely narrative adventure game about helping out at a geriatric wing of a hospital. The mundaneity, humanity and independence of these characters from the player are wonderful to see
I feel, conflicted about it
Adventure Game/Walk Sim about a cult, gripping
More like Demon Turd: Toilet Splash ha gottem
Interactive Fiction piece about fictional disease in industrial environment
Yeah, trash that record store!
Its good but man does the difficulty spike
A charming, energetic adventure game adaptation of the boris vian novel of the same name
Somehow, mowing down confederate soldiers with futuristic weaponry just isnt enough to compensate for the tedium and shittiness
Kino platformer/run and gun
meh, mediocre doom clone. You get to punch neonazis and cops though
good
almost feel this game, but I guess not quite enough
Cool but outstays its welcome
Alas, most of this game's innovations were really taken from German Expressionist game design
Pretty cool but jesus christ if I am required to wall jump one more time I will uninstall the game when it comes out
Short, sweet and kind of freaky
Certified Kusoge
Pretty cool diving sim
whatever
Bleh
Interesting idea, cringe execution
Heartbreaking
Timeless classic cooked up by Apple's own Steve Wozniak
I liked Ringo a lot better
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@CDX Glad to help
CDX
1 year ago