The Illuminaughtii of video games

This game is like "What if Pikmin 2 was as good as Pikmin 2 fans said it was"

Look this game is poo poo pee pee, you don't need me to tell you that. But I can eat Subway with my horribly grotesque pets and that's all that matters in the end.

These bugs keep veering the conversation toward religion and politics and then won't shut up about it and I'm like "Wow this is just like Thanksgiving."

The game's getting a little too real when the physics have a hiccup and while I'm standing there trying to process what happened, Sonic just holds his head like this game's giving him a headache. Like same, man.

One of the Boos called himself "Boo B." and I still haven't fully recovered from it.

Why is the Sloshing Machine Like That

I drowned the ogre spider by accident and stole his identity and I still feel bad about it.

I see the main character come out of an egg and think "Oh shit that me"

I often become self-conscious that my love of Kirbos is extremely shallow but then one that everybody loves comes out and I become a little less self-conscious.