Macklemore
This game is pretty stupid because it has one guy on the team that carries their team always meanwhile my team (the Thinking Gamers) should realistically never lose in our elo cause ew're simply better .What can I say though.
1998
>land on speeding tile
>i AM the policeman
>smile
>win the game with 1 trillion dollars in the bank
how could i be mad?
>i AM the policeman
>smile
>win the game with 1 trillion dollars in the bank
how could i be mad?
2021
They should rename this to Hat Game. I will never play it again
1992
Game itself was genuinely cute and challenging, but it is genuinely such a strange game. The final boss of the bad ending is such an easy character to beat compared to the previous boss before it, and even the snail on the third level. Also too many times did it have things ahead of me which hurt me without even giving me a chance to react to them, which is a bit of a stupid problem with it.
Anyway, I'm never doing the good ending. This is my canon. Mr. Gimmick dies from heartbreak, fuck that jellybean.
Anyway, I'm never doing the good ending. This is my canon. Mr. Gimmick dies from heartbreak, fuck that jellybean.
1994
Pretty good game if you're a fan of Tetris-lite games, but I was trying too hard to finish the King Cobra mode without having previously any experience playing it. It's a fun one, and a definite good time waster, but it's not anything special at all.
1994
This has a bit of a drop off at the Circus Stage, but then it picks up with the Ice Stage. I genuinely think the Circus Stage puts this on a low level for me, even though the rest of the game was insanely enjoyable. Kinda sucks how no boss can be hurt by the nuts, except for Bozo, that threw me for a loop. He's genuinely such a pain to fight without the nuts.
1987
They should've sticked to making top down shooters in this era. Not even plane autists would love this one.
1990
I think it's impossible to hate on a game that tries to inspire you on its end screen (https://i.imgur.com/Wl61o3k.png), even if the game itself is kinda bad and it has a shit version of Poker that has you lose money on a pair.
TBD
Apparently the way I play Darts in real life is wrong, if this is to be believed.
Hinako Shijou... that's a wife like character.
1992
Shitty platforming games be like
1) We will give you health, but the things that kill you (pitfalls) will be instant and will have you rely on making leaps of faith which are the ways to progress the level. < ---- THIS IS SOUL AND NOT A SHAM
2) We will have a game that relies on movement have the movement be sluggish, sometimes not register (especially if you're on a slope), and have the movement take a literal year to come to a stop.
3) We will have famous cartoon character.. and people will pay for brand... not product... hehehe...
Only reason I'm giving this 1 star and not zero is cause it's apparently hard (?) and it gives me a sense of accomplishment for finishing it. Otherwise, it's terrible, it sucks and the people who made it need to
1) We will give you health, but the things that kill you (pitfalls) will be instant and will have you rely on making leaps of faith which are the ways to progress the level. < ---- THIS IS SOUL AND NOT A SHAM
2) We will have a game that relies on movement have the movement be sluggish, sometimes not register (especially if you're on a slope), and have the movement take a literal year to come to a stop.
3) We will have famous cartoon character.. and people will pay for brand... not product... hehehe...
Only reason I'm giving this 1 star and not zero is cause it's apparently hard (?) and it gives me a sense of accomplishment for finishing it. Otherwise, it's terrible, it sucks and the people who made it need to
1986
:man_kneeling:
This game would be a lot better if it didn't have a cutscene every time you step on/off a button, or if it lacked the minigame where you search for clues using a flashlight.
1997
Afterburner II better learn something from this game homie.
1987
The hardest game on the NES. 5 stars given to myself for beating it.