Macklemore
2007
A list of every game that does the innovative things Assasin's Creed does, but infinitely better:
Sly Cooper
Hitman
Uncharted
Tomb Raider
Splinter Cell
Metal Gear Solid
Prince of Persia
This game fucking sucks.
Sly Cooper
Hitman
Uncharted
Tomb Raider
Splinter Cell
Metal Gear Solid
Prince of Persia
This game fucking sucks.
1992
Game itself was genuinely cute and challenging, but it is genuinely such a strange game. The final boss of the bad ending is such an easy character to beat compared to the previous boss before it, and even the snail on the third level. Also too many times did it have things ahead of me which hurt me without even giving me a chance to react to them, which is a bit of a stupid problem with it.
Anyway, I'm never doing the good ending. This is my canon. Mr. Gimmick dies from heartbreak, fuck that jellybean.
Anyway, I'm never doing the good ending. This is my canon. Mr. Gimmick dies from heartbreak, fuck that jellybean.
2013
"Furry bait" - man who loves the feeling that being the Big Bad Wolf gives
2007
A saga de mass effect é uma das mais ambiciosas de todos os tempos, uma verdadeira obra prima. A história envolvente, os personagens extremamente interessantes, os diálogos e decisões que podem salvar ou por fim a vida de alguém são coisas incríveis em todo o design do jogo.
2009
I want to cum all over Bayonetta, but I know hard it is to remove jizz stains from hair so I won't do that.
1994
The save system in this game is fucking abhorrent. Either go with no saves so I can have the satisfaction of knowing I beat a game in one go or allow me to save after every level so I can fully enjoy the game to its fullest. If the levels were good enough to be deserving of a replay I would go out of my way to replay this game multiple times as opposed to being forced into the shittiest levels multiple times so I can unlock Candy/Funky to save. I more fondly remember the levels I could beat on one try than the ones that would kick my ass after losing many lives to a shitty ice level. Also, don't give me two characters if I'm going to consistently lose them in the dumbest way possible. If I make a terrible jump as Donkey and fall to my death, and Diddy somehow lands on a platform miraculously despite that, dont' make him slide down with me. Switch me to Diddy and let me continue playing as him instead of making me lose what is essentially two lives. With that being said, it does have the most enjoyable water levels of any platformer I've played.
2019
One of the best turn-based games ever I have ever played. The story and character development is top-notch, the gameplay is really good, and it's very addicting. The game does a great job of keeping the tone of a story with a serious subject yet also balancing fun and comedy. The artwork and music are just absolutely excellent as well. A very well-rounded game and worth playing for anyone interested in a JRPG.
2005
Great hack-n-slash with tight gameplay and an amazing narrative and characters, with an almost poetic take on Greek Mythology.
1990
I hold the world record for least buttons pressed on a winning run.
Detroit: Become Human is a game that attempts to show the humanity of robots.
More like Detroit: Become Boring When Not Play as Connor, am I right?
More like Detroit: Become Boring When Not Play as Connor, am I right?
2021
It set the golden standard of JRPGs. In my opinion, it still holds up to this day. The music, the battle system, the plot... It all works so, so well, even decades after its release. A true testament to the power of good design, and of good game making in general. I don't think I'll ever forget one of the puzzles in the water temple that was so brilliantly simple and yet it had me stumped for like 15 or so minutes. It's just an effortlessly fun game. At least, until you get to Chaos.
1987
Kinda funny how intuitive this game is for a gaijin such as myself. I did play this translated in English, but I find it peculiar how a good murder mystery game (of which there are many on the NES) managed to make it on the console, but only in Japan.
2019
I liked pressing a button and having my samurai deflect bullets.
2007
If it wasn't for gairin#6614 on the Ratatoullie Speedrunning Server, I would have never finished the game. Possibly the second best heist platforming game starring a rodent. And also it feels like a weird glimpse into an alternate universe Ratatouille where nothing makes sense.
2017
I'm sure that if this game was in the hands of more competent videogame developers, it would actively get me interested in the story more and I would probably take my sweet ass time reading the logs and all that. It wouldn't be hard to make me interested in logs, Resident Evil 5 managed to do it. Half of the interest comes from the logs being from a franchise I hold near and dear to my heart but the other half is due to game being interesting and enjoyable enough to the point where I felt the need to know more about the story. And the other 33% is Albert Wesker being fuh-knee. (Dees Dude went from talking about halves to thirds, what a JERK!)
Did this game even have sound design? Lance Reddick was in it. RIP, he was my favourite Reddit. I wish this game wasn't just a simulator to walk across the planet. Guys that I talked to two seconds ago that I had to run 3000 ingame steps toward tell me "I'm glad you came here. Let's continue this conversation over there" as he points behind me. I turn to see where he was pointing. By the time I turn my head back to him, he's gone. My quest marker says I need to move 3000 ingame steps back where I came from. I laugh, but the joke wasn't funny.
I love fighting sponges with no AI, cause there's something really cool in a videogame where you arbitrarily take the right amount of steps backward that bugs the thing you're fighting from moving as it just stares at you while you pelt it with arrows for sixteen years.
I can't wait to play the next videogame in this series where Aloy grows hair on her cheeks and has a red stain on her underwear, and she has IBS and
Did this game even have sound design? Lance Reddick was in it. RIP, he was my favourite Reddit. I wish this game wasn't just a simulator to walk across the planet. Guys that I talked to two seconds ago that I had to run 3000 ingame steps toward tell me "I'm glad you came here. Let's continue this conversation over there" as he points behind me. I turn to see where he was pointing. By the time I turn my head back to him, he's gone. My quest marker says I need to move 3000 ingame steps back where I came from. I laugh, but the joke wasn't funny.
I love fighting sponges with no AI, cause there's something really cool in a videogame where you arbitrarily take the right amount of steps backward that bugs the thing you're fighting from moving as it just stares at you while you pelt it with arrows for sixteen years.
I can't wait to play the next videogame in this series where Aloy grows hair on her cheeks and has a red stain on her underwear, and she has IBS and