erm cleanup on aisle: my brain!!!

i fuckin love powerwashing i cant stop powerwashing im addicted

pretty solid game, good continuation for 0. hehehe

This review was written before the game released


better than i thought. beat my low expectations for it. not demanding so its better to play it wit yo brain shut off.

ion wanna be a nerd but this game is some good shit.

most dog ass game ive played ever. every single loading took a minimum of 3 minutes to load EVEN WHEN LOADING THE LAST FUCKING CHECKPOINT. i remember the company explicitly had a trailer about how good the ai was but it was so dog ass. you can literally sprint in a circle and they'll lose you. i got to like the 4rd level before giving up cuz of how boring and cryptic the whole goddam game is and started speedrunning it instead. there will never be a good hello neighbor game

cool asf i love these dlc's i want more of them

I see the vision this game tries to create and its clearly inspired by fallout and BioShock with a dystopian setting and i think that's really cool, but they absolutely butcher the execution with everything in the game. The combat is dog ass and the main character is super annoying, the only things this game has going for itself is the setting and the two hot robot ballerina's which keep the game relevant through porn sites

took so long to get through the beginning. Weakest gameplay out of all yakuza games solely because of that stupid hunting hunting section and haruka chapter. Haruka chapter gets a pass though cuz the story in that was amazing.

another solid game. story kinda mid tho.