Nowhere
1994
Straight up the best original Game Boy game. A master class in how to pace a puzzle platformer.
2009
the word of the day is "virgin"
1990
it sucks just read the slowbeef LP
At times we must purge things from this world because they should not exist. Even if it means losing someone that you love.
2019
Perfectly emulates the sluggish pacing of most big Nintendo games while barely using any words.
1994
Stick a fork in it, it's done.
Metroidvania's have yet to evolve past 1994.
Metroidvania's have yet to evolve past 1994.
This is where Castlevania Died.
Eat your hamburgers, Miley.
2007
nom nom nom om nom
ME LON
ME LON
Big baby ain't got shit on Solid beefcake.
Turn based stealth game where you find yourself frequently pausing the game to put on band-aids, play dress up, and eat weeaboo rations. Unimaginative boss designs that lack the depth of one's previous, having been watered down to the complexity of later Mega Man titles. Bee Man was inspired but by the time I made it to Space Man I was beginning to achieve a much deeper understanding of Cribbage Man's tragic demise. Kojima would not master putting the player to sleep until 2010's Peace Walker... however that game had a half decent mecha. And Doritos.
Turn based stealth game where you find yourself frequently pausing the game to put on band-aids, play dress up, and eat weeaboo rations. Unimaginative boss designs that lack the depth of one's previous, having been watered down to the complexity of later Mega Man titles. Bee Man was inspired but by the time I made it to Space Man I was beginning to achieve a much deeper understanding of Cribbage Man's tragic demise. Kojima would not master putting the player to sleep until 2010's Peace Walker... however that game had a half decent mecha. And Doritos.