Nowhere
Big baby ain't got shit on Solid beefcake.
Turn based stealth game where you find yourself frequently pausing the game to put on band-aids, play dress up, and eat weeaboo rations. Unimaginative boss designs that lack the depth of one's previous, having been watered down to the complexity of later Mega Man titles. Bee Man was inspired but by the time I made it to Space Man I was beginning to achieve a much deeper understanding of Cribbage Man's tragic demise. Kojima would not master putting the player to sleep until 2010's Peace Walker... however that game had a half decent mecha. And Doritos.
Turn based stealth game where you find yourself frequently pausing the game to put on band-aids, play dress up, and eat weeaboo rations. Unimaginative boss designs that lack the depth of one's previous, having been watered down to the complexity of later Mega Man titles. Bee Man was inspired but by the time I made it to Space Man I was beginning to achieve a much deeper understanding of Cribbage Man's tragic demise. Kojima would not master putting the player to sleep until 2010's Peace Walker... however that game had a half decent mecha. And Doritos.
2007
nom nom nom om nom
ME LON
ME LON
Eat your hamburgers, Miley.
This is where Castlevania Died.
1994
Stick a fork in it, it's done.
Metroidvania's have yet to evolve past 1994.
Metroidvania's have yet to evolve past 1994.
2019
Perfectly emulates the sluggish pacing of most big Nintendo games while barely using any words.
At times we must purge things from this world because they should not exist. Even if it means losing someone that you love.
1990
it sucks just read the slowbeef LP
2009
the word of the day is "virgin"
1994
Straight up the best original Game Boy game. A master class in how to pace a puzzle platformer.
1998
Have you met our lord and savior the NeGcon?
2001
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
...
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"I DON'T NEED YOU!!!???"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai Racing"
"Alright"
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai-Wai"
"LOUDER!!!!"
1999
I love Vibri!!!!!!!
2011
An incredible 2D platformer for up to 4 players that is actually fun to play with others. Take notes Nintendo.
2/3rds of Origin's levels have been "remastered" for Rayman Legends but play this anyways. This game is paced much better and isn't dragged down by gimmicks. Origin's final level "Land of the Livid Dead" is too good to pass up!
2/3rds of Origin's levels have been "remastered" for Rayman Legends but play this anyways. This game is paced much better and isn't dragged down by gimmicks. Origin's final level "Land of the Livid Dead" is too good to pass up!
what have they done to my husband