I've been stuck on that boss fight with Rolph's goat for 16 years

I like this game. It's fun in a really boring not that fun kind of way

I always thought that the drum intro for this game was super sick so I tried finding the song online and it turns out that the drum fill isn't even in the original song so what's even the point of 30 Seconds to Mars?

Who snuck a cute romance story into my spinning limo skeleton murder game?

I thought I was so fast at this game until I saw speedrunners and realized they're not playing Mirror's Edge, they're playing Air Kick Wall Glitch P Speed: The Game

This is like a k hole for speed freaks. I guess that's like Ohio

If you have screamy friends, this is the game

I forget this exists at least 4 times a month

I once took a 500-foot extension cord and brought my computer out into the middle of the woods to play this with my friends and I taped a bunch of sheets of paper to the trees for them to see and I had my neighbor dress in a suit and wear a white mask. A good time was had mostly by me

Shurikens, lightning, stakes, grenades, ice shotguns, spinning death wrist blades. Just the things a growing boy needs

What's a spirit ash?

Yes I played this on a PS4, no it didn't have any glitches, no I have idea how that was the case

I could make one very specific joke but I would probably get doxed immediately