2009
TBD
i played this game with the sole intention of making fun of the stupid shit, but i didn't expect to come out the other end loving what i played and cherishing the experience, making fun of the stupid shit just comes as an extra bonus whenever i talk about it with other people, its fair to not like these games for... many reasons, but people who pretend like they're the worst, trashiest pieces of media of all time are weak, trust me, i know because i was that person.
2001
2020
blind unapologetic hatred for this game is about as corny as its fanbase, that combined with the admittedly shitty way the kickstarter was handled gaslit most people into thinking this game is worse than hitler when its a perfectly serviceable rhythm game with lots of promise, perfect example of people saying "guys we've GOTTA support indie games!!!!!!" right up until they become the next viral thing
1993
2007
for the record i am playing through this at the moment but it starts right here, lets see if it can manage to get any higher (1/10)
edit 1: that fight on floor 25 of tartarus made me feel alive (table battle), 3/10
edit 2: love hotel. 2/10
edit 3: boxing gloves just look positively FANTASTIC on the protag, 4/10
edit 4: he looks so fucking cool when he runs with his hands in his pockets like bro he is SO badass, 5/10
edit 1: that fight on floor 25 of tartarus made me feel alive (table battle), 3/10
edit 2: love hotel. 2/10
edit 3: boxing gloves just look positively FANTASTIC on the protag, 4/10
edit 4: he looks so fucking cool when he runs with his hands in his pockets like bro he is SO badass, 5/10