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MultiVersus back in 2022 was one of those games where I really enjoyed the core gameplay loop and stylized visuals. However, I couldn't get into the way they monetized that game, and the content surrounding the core gameplay was seriously lacking. Now 2 years later with its relaunch after being delisted, I was hoping for some substantial improvements.

Sadly, the PvE Rift mode showcases that the package falls short due to its lack of variety, which ultimately makes it monotonous and the few variations it does offer are uninteresting mini-games that abruptly conclude. The lack of depth in the content of Rift mode discourages me from considering replaying it on harder difficulties or enduring it again with a friend. It might have more substance in terms of content now, but that doesn't really help when it isn't very good and prioritizes quantity over quality.

I'm now stuck with the remaining part of the package that hasn't really changed much, except for a few new characters and stages, but these minor additions aren't enough to keep me hooked in another WB fighting game that is overly focused on making money. How can I trust WB to improve this game in the future when they've already shown that they messed up? This relaunch was their second chance to win me over, but it only solidified my belief that this game is going nowhere.

I hope to be proven wrong down the line, but WB was also fine with that Suicide Squad game in the same year. So, I'm not feeling very confident...

This review contains spoilers


This is actually my fourth run through Elden Ring, despite only being my second review. I have an RL5 run on indefinite hiatus after beating Malenia, which was my primary goal; and a low-level co-op gimmick run also on hiatus because my friend got busy with life stuff. So although this is the second time I've fully completed the game, I've spent hundreds of hours in its world between my last review and this one. I've also replayed other FromSoft games, shepherded friends through them as well, and generally refined my taste for the design sensibilities at play here.

The result of this is a change in my perspective that makes me view this game in a much more positive light. At this point, I think Elden Ring might be my second favorite FromSoft after Sekiro. It's got an ineffable kind of charisma to it, a confidence in its own terms of existence that's certainly also present in earlier games but appears in full flower here, that makes it intensely compelling even on replay after replay. It's colorful, not just in the literal sense of abandoning the drab palette of Dark Souls but in the broader sense of having so many different threads in constant interplay in terms of plot, faction, enemies, level design, and mechanics.

And the mechanics are so tight. That's the biggest lesson I took away from juxtaposing this so directly with its predecessors. Time after time I'd say "oh they have a really good solution for this in Elden Ring." The pouch, dual wielding, ashes of war, spirit summoning, effigies of the martyr, the stance mechanic—all of these are individually excellent, and having them all blossom in the same game is mind-blowing.

I do want to take a moment to circle back to the criticisms I leveled in my first review about the latter third of the game. I've warmed up substantially on the post-Leyndell areas—Mountaintops is actually pretty interesting other than Flame Peak, the initial blizzard crawl in Snowfield is really emotionally compelling, and the legacy dungeons Farum Azula and the Haligtree are complex and exciting (Mohgwyn a bit less so, but it's got the vibes). And the vast majority of the endgame bosses actually rip! Godskin Duo is a really cool puzzle, Maliketh is a classic balance of punishing phase 1 with high-spectacle low-difficulty phase 2, Godfrey really pushes the jump mechanic to its limits, Fire Giant is super intimidating but ultimately slow enough to be totally feasible. Elden Beast is still wholly indefensible and Gideon is a bit of a nothingburger, but for the most part the boss and level design is cool.

And then there's Malenia.

My feelings on Malenia at this point are complicated more than anything else. I've beaten her at level 5, I've beaten her without parries or summons, I understand her fight on a deep level and I love it in many ways. But fucking Waterfowl Dance, man. Even after sinking hundreds of attempts into her, I have never been able to survive it consistently at close range. Not with the light roll elongated slightly by a patch, not with the circling strategy, even Bloodhound Step only gets my survival rate up to about one in three. And I still consider this a flaw. I know more workarounds now—using frost pots to knock her out of the animation, using throwing knives to bait it out when she's far away—but none of those are consistent across a long phase 2. And it does break my heart a bit that the boss that would otherwise be my clear favorite has such a striking caveat. Nowhere in these games am I as interested in what was going through the developers' minds than Waterfowl Dance.

But the big difference is that this no longer capsizes my impression of the game as a whole. I'm happy enough to take my sideways outs against Malenia and appreciate the rest of the fight, and the rest of the endgame, for everything fantastic it brings. And I'm beyond excited for the DLC next month.

I was pleasantly surprised by this experience. Animal Well is a tightly designed metroidvania that focuses on clever puzzles that will test your knowledge of each item that you obtain, as well as your surroundings. The cherry on top is the amazing atmosphere that really draws you into this world excellently crafted by Billy Basso.

My only few complaints are that I find the fast travel system so tedious that I barely use it, which made going around the map back and forth just tedious eventually & the player's hit feedback could be better in certain moments that I don't want to spoil to rob your experience, but that is my overall advice.
Play this game as blindly as you can, similar to The Outer Wilds, which I have heard a lot of comparisons to (although I haven't played that yet). I am definitely glad to have played this and it will likely be in my top games of the year.

the woke left won't let me fap my boner.

oh thats my weenie.

that my weenie becoming very big.

for whatever reason, I didn't love hollow knight after my first playthrough. I found it enjoyable enough, but I kinda forgot about it after finishing it. on my second playthrough though, everything started to click, and I adored every second playing it. brilliant world design, incredible atmosphere, fun combat, challenging bosses, and zote.


When I first tried Hollow Knight five years ago, I bounced off it hard. I had not yet known the sweet embrace of Dark Souls. Although I did enjoy a platformer and the occasional metroidvania, the rhythm of this game's combat did not match the beat of my heart, nor did its by-the-book early traversal quicken my pulse. I didn't make it deep enough to even begin to meet the dramatis personae. I just set it down intending never to pick it back up.

That same heart, in the intervening years, grew to love From Software's oeuvre. This love has much to do with why I did eventually return, although not perhaps for the reasons you'd expect. Although Hollow Knight borrows some formal aspects from those games, most notably the bench/shade mechanic and a preoccupation with boss fights, it is on the whole more different than it is similar. And every time I've tried to dip my toe into a game because it's "like Dark Souls", I've walked away shaking my head and mourning designers' inability to learn the right lessons. That was never going to be my reason for playing this.

To understand the true reason, you must first understand what happened after FromSoft stole my heart. I played through all the games in reverse, from Sekiro to Demon's Souls, then wept for there were no more worlds to conquer. But to my friends, these paths were as yet untrodden. I would tune into their streams in vicarious delight as they first saw sights that I now knew so well. And on rare and precious occasion, a friend would ask me to take their hand and guide them through a game entire, the voice in their ear every step of the way.

I joined the journey of one friend in particular through Lordran, from believing these games were fundamentally Too Hard for them to beating the DLC bosses so fast it put the sickest Os in the group chat to shame. Playing together as learner and guide made us better friends and gave them a new perspective on their own skill broader than any video game. At the end, they told me, "I want to teach you to love Hollow Knight like you taught me to love Dark Souls". Now you understand: I had to return to this game.

So I picked Hollow Knight back up, started a new save, and began again. To be sure, after half a decade of honing my action game skills, I was far more proficient than I was before. Although the core mechanics are vastly different than a FromSoft 3D slash-and-roll, my skills transferred plenty well. I knocked out bosses quickly enough to leave Sable as dumbstruck as they had left me. But the real difference, the reason I'm wholeheartedly giving this game five stars now when I didn't even care to finish it before, was Sable. (And Sam! Another friend who was not as omnipresent, but who popped in frequently enough to substantially shape my impression of the game as well.)

Their infectious affection unlocked for me everything there is to love about Hollow Knight. With their encouragement I slipped quickly through the early game and found that the meat of it was indeed good. I could appreciate in fullness the personality of the various characters met through the game, their foibles and their tragedies. I could enjoy the environment design, have fun playing around with various builds, and really sink my teeth into bosses.

The boss design, once it gets challenging, is fascinating. Each boss has a relatively small set of moves, and the effective answers to them are highly technical combinations of movement and attacks. The emphasis is less on finding an opening and more on learning to sneak in hits while you evade. On the other hand, because you rebuild "soul" for healing while hitting the boss, in principle if you can find a hit/heal loop however inefficient you can just run it indefinitely even with imperfect play. The bosses then have to be designed around this, giving increasingly few chances to heal at all as they get more difficult but also taking quite few hits relative to, say, a Dark Souls boss.

Perhaps the place where Hollow Knight draws most from From's playbook is its plot: intricate and mournful but always a background presence, relegated to fragments of text with vague allusions and the occasional brief onscreen interaction. It must be easy to beat this game without understanding it at all, so once again I'm grateful to the guidance I had—just enough to draw my attention to key moments and answer the occasional question, never so much to shatter my nascent understanding with too explicit an explanation.

The story works so well precisely because it's understated. It's a collage of moods of which you see fragments, which the game asks you to connect yourself, to see the tendrils intertwine between what it has to say about parents and childhood, about duty and choice, about love and emptiness. It's a story in which can reflect much about what the player brings to it while still holding its own themes strong, not simply conforming to the reader's views. It's beautiful in that way.

I do have my complaints about Hollow Knight. I actually have kind of a lot of complaints. It's very clearly Team Cherry's freshman effort, full of little design flaws—why does it fire a spell if you press B to leave the menu and leave it down a little too long? why do you have to juggle charm notches just to see where you are on the map? why can't you see the world map in the fast travel screen?—that routinely drive me up a wall. But they're all small, and the ones that aren't fixable with mods are easy enough to simply ignore. And even for this, having a friend around helped. I am, after all, a huge believer in the healing power of bitching about stuff that annoys you.

Sable, since I know you'll read this: You did it. You taught me to love Hollow Knight. Thanks to you, I now have strong opinions about bug ghosts and spider/bee cross-species adoption. Dung beetles make me sad now and it's all your fault. I am changed irrevocably. Thank you.

I understand now why Kojima is so insistent that MGSV isn't actually "5". This is clearly the culmination of the series, the final and total statement after which anything else is just an elaboration on an existing theme. MGS4 is so thoroughly and maddeningly crafted from hundreds of layers of metanarrative, it almost doesn't matter that the actual play you do is only barely present within. All previous Metals Gear Solid were in a sense sequences of set pieces that blended the gap between play and cinema, so it makes sense that this goes hardest of all on the overlap. All the cutscenes are playable, and all the moments of play are just moments between cutscenes.

This isn't a complaint, by any stretch of the imagination. Without any shred of irony, I'll say I consider Kojima an auteur and this game a masterpiece. From the opening, where you flip through FMV channels including David Hayter being fictionally interviewed as David Hayter, it sets out to reproduce, parody, and critique a whole world of information technology and the culture produced by it. And somehow it succeeds! This one relatively short game embeds within itself all the manic violence on the battlefield of thought that the characterizes the 20th century. Even its labyrinthine plot with double-cross atop double-cross serves as a mirror of the care and attention that must be paid to understand the complexities of our own world.

As a cinematic experience, I prefer Metal Gear Solid 3. In terms of raw fun of play, I'll always pick Metal Gear Solid V. But as an art object, it's hard to imagine a game more complete in itself or absurdly competent in its work than Metal Gear Solid 4.

Hades

2018

turns out this dating sim has a pretty compelling action minigame attached

Rogue

1980

WHO THE FUCK IS ROGUE AND WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THEM

i have daily traumatic flashbacks to high school where i was walking down the halls wearing an Undertale shirt and this one random guy was like "wh-what??? a gamer girl!" and then blocked my path and did the entire Sans speech. the whole thing. in public.

Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass

made like a dark, twisted version of pokemon haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my open-world survival crafting slop would make most simply go insane lmao.

What am I doing with my life? All this time spent ironically praising shitty games including this one and now people are unironically gassing up generic survival crafting game number 74,963. That settles it, from now on the words “peak fiction” will never leave my mouth ever again!