RealHaloMan
2011
This game is hilarious. That's the review.
This game serves as an example as to why you shouldn't make your game with shoddy tank controls and fixed cameras an action game. Just frustrating all around along with having difficulty options that range from too easy to too difficult.
1998
Decent arcadey experience, but for me personally I didn't see anything worth going back to like other survival horror games like REmake and Silent Hill 2.
Absolutely misery inducing and I love it. If you play solo it might be kinda uh, bad.
A disgraceful follow up to V3. I'm fine with spinoffs and I'd even be fine with this one, but making it a high variance gacha game that requires you to waste time or to waste money is an insult to V3's message and its warnings against consumerism.
2019
Great core gameplay, no art direction or identity of its own, its just a mishmash of other games that have an identity. Hopefully the team's next work can deal with this because the core they had here was promising.
2021
Good core gameplay, dreadful F2P model.
If you like Halo, this is a good collection. If you don't really like Halo, its not for you. If shooters like Overwatch and Team Fortress 2 are up your alley, you probably really won't like this game since its movement and just general options leave so much to be desired.
2015
You will have as much fun in this game as the games you play and who you play it with, really.
2009
Mario Party but not fun.
2013
This game might be for you, but it wasn't for me. I'm just not into the survival gameplay loop of walking around looking around for stuff and having to constantly deal with annoying inconveniences. The game is also pretty abysmal at teaching you how to actually succeed.
2011
Kind of perfect single player and hilarious co-op.
Do you like bad UI that necessitates squinting to read anything? Do you enjoy bland environments? Maybe this game is for you then.
2017
Greatest game of all time, I definitely never play it or anything like that.
1997
This game has invisible quick time events, the WORST combat I've seen in any game, the game doesn't pause when you're trying to get an item mid combat, it always deselects the item when the combat is done, the inventory is filled with useless crap that comes up later, you gotta be pixel perfect to interact with items AND crouch sometimes, many including mandatory items are invisible and are only discovered by spamming the select button SOMETIMES REQUIRING crouching, the platforming is ass, and every room in the game looks the same with a few exceptions. The music is ok though and Pipo is funnny. I don't know why they murdered Razz's VA to get authentic death sounds though, I think that was too far.