Resenha_De_Games
21 reviews liked by Resenha_De_Games
The Last of Us
2013
I think the title of this game and among us got swaped
Minecraft
2011
A creeper blew up my home fuck this game lol, Im gonna to taco bell need some tacos
Super Mario Bros.
1985
I can't believe that they made a Chris Pratt origin story adaptation in video game form
Celeste
2018
I have a newfound respect for mountain climbers after playing this game. Fucked up what they go through
Overwatch
2016
>Devs bring new hero
>New hero fucks everything up
>Devs nerf new hero to death
>A month later the devs add a new Genji skin that costs 3000 in-game coins
>Repeat
>New hero fucks everything up
>Devs nerf new hero to death
>A month later the devs add a new Genji skin that costs 3000 in-game coins
>Repeat
Overwatch
2016
Overwatch porn= : )
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No you're NOT a gamer
I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying
"I put well over 100hrs in this game it's great!"
That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers.
Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game.
Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once
-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers
I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying
"I put well over 100hrs in this game it's great!"
That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers.
Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game.
Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once
-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers
Super Mario 64
1996
"iT's AgEd BaDlY" it's aged better than you
Super Mario 64
1996
Peach only gives you a kiss for rescuing her and no sex. Fucking bitch, I went through 70 plus stars for your distressed damsel ass and still no T&A. Bullshit.
Wide as an ocean but deep as my pussy