optimal way to play this is stream it over discord to one of your homies and pretend its mystery science theater

its basically like the first game but with 10x more piss jokes for some reason? there's an option to turn it off but i imagine that turns off like 90% of the events in the game. It's really hard to sit through a whole game of this with friends without tapping out halfway through because you've had to read 80 paragraphs about being pissed on aloud

played this on a shitty ass laptop when i was a kid in its earlier days and its definitely not something I should've been playing. No exaggeration when i say this is probably one of the most unsafe and lazily moderated childrens platforms available, and with the closure of virtually every other similar platform it is also the only one.

MDickie is a crazy bastard but a passionate crazy bastard. He definitely isn't out here making masterpieces but i'd be lying if i said i dont come back to this every few months, junk food game.

annoying orange

This game is not scary at all but sometimes that's exactly what I want from my horror games. Super creative and it's a bummer it never got an official NA release

the most inoffensive fighting game ever made by humans. doesn't do anything horrible but also doesn't do anything brand new or challenging to pull me in.

Would very easily be a five if it wasn't an online shooter. Being free and running on virtually anything attracts some of the most obnoxious people imaginable

Niko OneShot called me by my full government name

Incredibly disappointing, gassed up as the modern day No Mercy but gameplay alone isnt enough to carry this one, absolutely nothing to do outside of a very short and repetitive
"season mode" called road to elite and exhibition.

Real fun little co-op game, games like this are far and few between so if youre into that kind of thing like i am give it a look

Prime Michael Jordan

absolutely no shame when i say that playing this game with the homie was one of the most pure gaming experiences i've had in years

Hotline Miami at home

Finally, a gamer protagonist. Excellent representation thank you RGG