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this fucking game. i wish it didn't exist. gameplay is whatever i don't care, aside from nerfing tiger drop and a few other annoying stuff that didn't need to happen but they did it anyway just because. i hate the story with a burning passion. it took me so long to finish it and it's the yakuza game i spent the least time playing. that ending pissed me off so bad. like shut the hell up of course he didn't die. just bad. minigame wise i don't know didn't play them. substory wise i also did not play, because i couldn't stand playing that game for more time than i needed to. the half star goes strictly to the soundtrack and soundtrack ONLY. it rocks.

my biggest ick is why the hell would they present a whole new cast of supporting characters, that suck ass btw, in kiryus supposed "goodbye" story. i knew he wasn't gonna die because thats stupid as fuck to do and would be so lackluster. i mean, it IS lackluster, they don't have the balls to commit to the bit and off him for good. they did it like 4 times. its almost insulting. i couldn't tell you what happens in the story aside from that because it also sucked. only reason this game isn't completely forgettable is because it pissed me off so much everytime i think about it gives me a headache. unfortunately i care so much for this series, that game actually broke my heart by being so bad. the baby is cute i guess.

I realized I'd already played this game like 5 hours in. It's a good one, though anecdotically maybe a bit forgettable in the end.

A sequel that is better than the first game in every single way, and I really liked the first one! Very breezy too, clocking in at ~15 hours without rushing. Story is somewhat secondary but the characters' charm carry the game the whole way through.

This is how you make a great platformer. The world is so open and fun to explore, despite being so small. Definitely superior to 3D World

Starting with the positives, this game has some of the best movement I’ve ever seen in a 3D platformer. Really smooth and fluent. There are a lot of bullshit shines, but I really do find it fun to get most of them. It’s not on the Super Mario Galaxy tier, and gets completely washed by that game’s creativity and gameplay, but it’s a fun game to beat every year or so. If this game was starring Scrimblo Bimbo you guys would say it’s the best game of all time and a hidden gem

Did you know you can fly up to a helicopter and kick it out of the air in this game?

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