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Satiire completed Crisis on the Planet of the Apes VR
I think this game is mediocre at best

It's not TERRIBLE but if I got a VR for xmas and this was the first game I played, yk full well I'm returning that 😭

The quality is dookie, the characters look pretty poor, the shooting is okay but could've done with a bit more work and the story is pretty much non existent

I can only hope one day we get blessed with a W game for the fans :)

9 days ago


Satiire completed Iron Man 2
Cannot explain how bad this game is

pls never ever ever ever ever ever play this game

9 days ago


Satiire completed Fast & Furious: Showdown
I wanna speak to the person in charge of this game and ask them WHY they decided to make the 2 player mode local co-op only

To 100% the game, you literally need another person to sit with you for over 10 hours to get this done 💀

9 days ago


Satiire reviewed Kung Fu Panda 2
I'm a big fan of the movies and to be fair, this wasn't great BUT it wasn't bad either

It's an average movie tie in game made to 100% exploit fans of the movies but it does offer a look into the events post KFP2

The main issue I have with this game is that it's handled like a Simpsons episode. Nothing in this game matters as it can't interfere with the 3rd movies storyline. What happens in this game could've easily not happened and no one would've had a clue

other than that tho, not an awful game yk

9 days ago


Satiire completed Kung Fu Panda 2
I'm a big fan of the movies and to be fair, this wasn't great BUT it wasn't bad either

It's an average movie tie in game made to 100% exploit fans of the movies but it does offer a look into the events post KFP2

The main issue I have with this game is that it's handled like a Simpsons episode. Nothing in this game matters as it can't interfere with the 3rd movies storyline. What happens in this game could've easily not happened and no one would've had a clue

other than that tho, not an awful game yk

9 days ago


Satiire reviewed Magus
How did this release after the Last of Us 💀

9 days ago


Satiire completed Magus
How did this release after the Last of Us 💀

9 days ago


Satiire reviewed Tony Hawk: Ride
This was okay. Nothing insane but also kinda commendable for trying something new in a time where gimmick controllers felt washed

I think if I had played this back in 2009, in the lounge with my family, this would've been so so fire

The main drawback in my opinion is just how HARD the board is. It's solid plastic, built really really well but it KILLS your feet. I tried wearing slippers, putting a rug under the skateboard and even using my hands instead of standing but it was just a really uncomfortable experience

oh yeah and the sensors on the board are shit :)

9 days ago


Satiire completed Tony Hawk: Ride
This was okay. Nothing insane but also kinda commendable for trying something new in a time where gimmick controllers felt washed

I think if I had played this back in 2009, in the lounge with my family, this would've been so so fire

The main drawback in my opinion is just how HARD the board is. It's solid plastic, built really really well but it KILLS your feet. I tried wearing slippers, putting a rug under the skateboard and even using my hands instead of standing but it was just a really uncomfortable experience

oh yeah and the sensors on the board are shit :)

9 days ago


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