SlimeFacts
2005
I love this game so much, but the bumpers on my ds don't really work anymore, so I sadly don't have a way to play it.
Don't preorder games. I don't care how good they look, just don't do it.
2017
I don't know why Nintendo put a demo out for this game. After playing arms for 10 minutes, nobody is gonna spend $60 to keep playing. I might've spent $60 to stop playing. It is that boring.
2023
This review was written before the game released
Everything I didn't like about Overwatch is back and worse than ever. Monetization is worse, balancing is worse, matchmaking is worse, there's less features. Oh, but don't worry! The features we removed are on our roadmap! You can trust what's on our roadmap because we at Blizzard have never lied to this community! I've never played Overwatch 2 and I played the original far after its hay day and did not enjoy it, but gosh does everything about this game make me unhappy. I wish all blizzard higher ups would fall into a well or something. Especially Bobby Cold-stick, or whatever his name is. He doesn't deserve a google search in his name. I feel bad for the developers. Nobody wants to see something they worked hard on end up like this. My heart goes out to Overwatch fans. Very few people deserve to play a game this bad, and sadly, many of them work at Blizzard, and none of those executives play video games.
I remember back in the day buying this game not knowing it was online only. I didn't have xbox gold, so I couldn't play the game at all. The next day, I tried to return it to Best Buy and they gave me one dollar. ONE DOLLAR. I've played the game since then, and it's okay I guess, but ONE DOLLAR. This was like 8 years ago and I'm still pissed.
I love looting for thirty minutes only to get shot while walking through an empty field by a guy with a sniper rifle 300 meters away from me that might've been three pixels on my screen.
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2022
This game is a buggy mess and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who didn't already buy it, but I honestly kinda liked it. Still, I think legends Arceus is just a waaaaaaay better game
2016
This game stopped being fun when I realized I was literally winning every other game. I don't know, it just seems like a competition of who has the better cards unless you are at a higher level, but now they're updating the game so that's a problem at higher levels, too. I will never understand the point of that.
2019
I think they removed the gambling or something, but I don't care enough to play it again. The gameplay is boring and designed around rewarding those who spend tons of money.
2007
I beat this game in under 2 hours and refunded it. I don't think a single puzzle stumped me or made me feel smart, and the story was somewhat interesting I guess, but honestly, no idea why people prefer this over the second one.
2024
This review was written before the game released
Man, this game had potential. Shame they updated it next to never.
2016
One of two games in vr I actually liked. It wasn't the longest game, but I enjoyed what was there. Lying down on the floor in my room while trying to shoot a guy out of a helicopter will never not be exciting.
2018
I really liked this game, but after beating it, I had no desire to play anymore. I know there's a whole like extra level with new mechanics and stuff, but I don't feel like spending all this time to learn more mechanics and whatnot. Fun game, I guess I just don't like it as much as others.