SlimeLord
2012
Thank you Bioware for adding gay romance options for Maleshep and having them be the most universally hated guy from the first game and man whose primary character trait is that he's sad his husband died. If you weren't cowards you would have had Wrex miraculously turn out to be bisexual so we could actually have a real goddamn meal but nooooooo. Idk you CAN save Steve Cortez's life by dicking him down so good he stops caring about his dead husband and decides not to die in a shuttle crash at the end of the game. Loves wins <3
2015
It's so funny that they just made Rico Italian for this one. Like did they think people wouldn't notice. I'm not saying it's bad or anything but it's so fucking funny that in the last game he was clearly hispanic and had a pretty heavy accent and in this one he's just, straight-up a totally different ethnicity. Love that shit.
2004
it holds up better than you'd expect honestly!
2018
I remember reading a Tweet by someone called like "Spirit_of_Sparta" who said that true life is defined by violence and struggle and now that I've played this I can vouch for the fact that brutalizing one's fellow man feels excellent
Absolutely miserable game if played with a high difficulty mod, and yet I strongly believe that that's when the game is at its most compelling, interesting and immersive
2017
one of if not THE most "so bad it's good" horror game
2017
This review contains spoilers
Genuinely the best survival game I've played. Like how do you top this. It does a pretty good job of being scary and a downright excellent job at being disturbing, this is just one of those games I'll recommend to anyone who will give me the time of day. I got out of the woods through the radio tower tunnel and my heart was fucking throbbing by the time I escaped
easily the most boring of the three most recent Elder Scrolls games but the Dark Brotherhood stuff is nice
always had a fascination with this one and tried to play it a few times growing up until I finally finished it. Genuinely excellent atmosphere, solidly terrifying at points, really drags in the final act though
2010
ride em' cowboy
worth it purely for cases 4 and 5. Cases 1-2 are good, 3 is fiiiiiiine, 6 is like maybe my least favorite in the series. Just does not stick the landing at all. might win me over more if they removed the Poop Joke Character
2020
king of clunky at times because of my PC being a rich person computer instead of a mega-rich person computer, but I spent so much genuinely fun time poking imaginary bottles and throwing them in the air that I can't not recommend this to people who have VR
this is the best Half-Life gets imo
2016
that soundtrack... makes me wanna boogie!
2008
They just let Stephen Spielberg make whatever he wanted huh