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The peace was definitely walking
Soundtrack and radio shows absolutely burned into my brain
Knack II
2017
IS A MASTAPEECE!!! Ohh!!! Look at the graphics! LOOK AT THE GRAPHICS ON THAT THING! 'Knack is back!' You can play as Ice Knack! Ice knack! Ladies and Gentlemen! 'Ice is nice.' It's like the gameplay of Knack but the story of Transformers! Knack has to fight the high goblin, okay? So he can make a robot to fight a laser! Okay!? Knack even has a NEW MOVE! Dynamic combat!! Couch Co-Op!!! Family fun!!!! Huh? Interesting, doesn't look like Bayonetta has family fun. Look at how good I am at Knack 2. That's how you know it's good gameplay. I give Knack 2 my first ever 10 out of 5. And that's just for the graphics alone, okay? Don't even get me started on the storyline!
Portal 2
2011
Funny, clever, banging music, Stephen Merchant as Wheatley!? Peak content can't even add more to convince you.
Super Mario Galaxy
2007
Probably like on of the best games of all time, Mario Galaxy somehow manages to make the already exciting prospect of space exploration even more fun with an excellent to control Mario combined with stunning galaxies, banging orchestral music, amazing bosses and Luigi.
If you can pick this game up and pray to it.
If you can pick this game up and pray to it.
Sonic Forces
2017
Who actually birthed this disaster. Imagine a sonic game but we play the game for you! Here's the nostalgia sonic but he can't move! HAVE A SANIC SHIRT.
The music isn't even good. Sinful.
The music isn't even good. Sinful.
Shadow the Hedgehog
2005
This game is just really fun to laugh at.
Soundtrack is banging as well, get the tunes on.
Soundtrack is banging as well, get the tunes on.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2006
It's terrible. But like in a 'I wanna play more to see how bad this gets' terrible. It's funny and has the best Sonic voice cast.
Soundtrack is banging. Listen to 'his world'
Soundtrack is banging. Listen to 'his world'
Can’t get into it cause the character John is just that unlikeable
I hope something bad happens to him
I hope something bad happens to him
Super Mario Bros.
1985
Have to perform a certain amount of blowjobs on the cartridge to get the game to work
Killing monsters is bad 🤓 🤓 🤓
WARNING: SCARIEST GAME IN YEARS
Half-Life 2
2004
Look at this SJW soyboy they put on the cover lmao
Game for people who still find Family Guy bits edgy
Super Mario Galaxy
2007
Worst Mario platformer because I ain’t trying to play my games with that little controller that looks like a dildo