Swirly
2024
Dogshit performance and iffy storytelling hinders this game so goddamn much, but it's an honest to god Dragon's Dogma game and that's all I ever wanted. Even now, as I am winding down from finishing the game, I can't stop thinking about going into NG+ to do all the side content I missed out on as well as thinking up all kinds of runs exactly like I do with DDDA. Very far from a perfect game, but it's practically perfect to me.
2017
2023
2013
2023
I have no idea how, but this game manages to be a triple A game with high production values and peak eurojank simultaneously. I unironically would like a sequel just to see where the story goes.
I rate it Crispy outta Critters (recommend trying it out if you can get for free by gamepass or a friend's copy)
I rate it Crispy outta Critters (recommend trying it out if you can get for free by gamepass or a friend's copy)
2021
I played the adventure demo for this on PS3, and I shit you not the only reason I bought the game was because I just really liked how it felt to jump from rooftop to rooftop in Cassardis.
Anyway I then proceeded to dump 973 hours in it across multiple saves on PS3 where the game constantly ran at like sub 25FPS and it became my favorite video game of all time.
Anyway I then proceeded to dump 973 hours in it across multiple saves on PS3 where the game constantly ran at like sub 25FPS and it became my favorite video game of all time.
2021
TBD