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Can gamers at least try to be consistent when trashing games for having MTX, it feels like such random games always catch heat for it when there's much bigger offenders even among Capcom's own library (Monster Hunter World & Rise lmao)

I can at least understand people being upset over optimization (even if in my experience I've had little to no issue in the 5 hours I've played so far), but obviously the issue differs from person to person.

Game is fun tho, I'm having a blast, this really is just an improved version of the original Dragon's Dogma and I'm all for it.

I've been stuck on that boss fight with Rolph's goat for 16 years

The developers deserve an Accolade for creating such an abomination.

Terrible on the Switch because the asymmetrical joystick setup feels way less intuitive. It's stellar on the PS4 though.

Was fun for a bit, but gets old fast.

Also I cannot be the only one who has had to do a double take on the villians right?

Pause glitch keeps this from being a complete fiasco. It's very unforgiving and there is some RNG with floating platforms that is real annoying. That being said, the action is pretty good and for 1987 this is pretty impressive.
No password feature is pretty lame.

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"Splatoon for straight people"? Bitch, this is Splatoon for HOMOPHOBES

oh look another anime fighting game how innovative and original

Splatoon for straight people

KH Fans: We Want More News About Kingdom Hearts 4 Please
Square Enix: Lol Nope, Instead Here's Splatoon But For Straight People

moral of the story: delete twitter

bitches be like "this is what takes nintendo and those soulless corporations down" when this game was made with the same soulless sentiment

A soulless game, a creative bankruptcy, a bunch of mechanics taped together in a failed attempt to make something coherent.
An artistically inept game...
Wow they have made an effort to make a pokemon ripoff