210 Reviews liked by TheDogEnding


Thinking about this game, the discourse around it, the developers, the streamers, the players, the supporters, gives me spiritual depression

Don't let the pokemon rip-off distract you from the fact that it's a low quality crafting survival game

What am I doing with my life? All this time spent ironically praising shitty games including this one and now people are unironically gassing up generic survival crafting game number 74,963. That settles it, from now on the words “peak fiction” will never leave my mouth ever again!

some of yall have gone so far deep into anti-gamefreak rhetoric (which yeah, is wholly valid) that you've shifted the pendulum in order to defend this slop. is palworld really the hill you want to die on?

literally just play spectrobes instead

Where pedophiles are born.

You have no idea how many friends of friends that I know of that got exposed and they were all people from the ROBLOX community.

This community is not what you think they are the hollywood of video games. they are hiding so much from you. RUN far far far away from this game while you can.

This is the Epstein Island of Video Games.

This game needs to be researched and expose the many people that are pedophiles on this platform.

i wish all nier players a very die

I played for two hours. The story isn't as engaging as Persona 4 Golden. I was able to win all of the fights by mashing X.
The PC port is a lazy cash grab. It looks horrible at resolutions beyond 1080p.

i think the flick controls have caused irreparable damage to my 3ds

I am NOT gonna subject myself to watching the long unskippable cutscene every time I retry the final level. But I had fun.

despite the hit or miss licensed music this is a lot of fun and the aesthetic is so great :) i love these silly agent guys helping ppl with their highly specific problems

it's like osu but for people that actually have sex and eat more than one food group

this game has a rock paper scissors battle system because all the girls want to scissor hakuno and that rocks

loved this game more than both games before it, idgaf if its a safe sequel or not the story was so good and all it did was pick up where it left off. gameplay is solid and i 100%'d it

i enjoyed my experience.

0/10
Donkey Kong Country for SNES better

I was a bit skeptical about this cause not having played this before. It really does live up to its reputation. As a metroidvania, not even that much backtracking, but I can see it depends on the player.

There is a special place in Hell for the genius who made the rocket sled portions of the game.

This shit bangs bro, way fucking better then Megaman 1 by the merit of just not being fucking stupid as shit to play for no reason. Sure the metal saws are broken but who tf cares its way more fun to play then the last game.

This one fucks, I love it.