If you like this game you should be considered a registered sex offender

I love the part where Emil turns into Nero from the Devil May Cry series and nearly beats a man to death

I lost my virginty to this game

This reminds me of Japan's one and only intellectual to ever live, Hideaki Anno

When I first saw Ghirahim I lost all hope in humanity, my voice turned measly and I turned from a democrat to a republican. This is the worst Zelda game yet.

This game was about as enjoyable as living with my ex wife. The abuse I've recieved from both is comparable and my hands still haven't recovered from the retribution I got for myself

Somehow the worst one in the trilogy. Camelot are such shit developers goddamn

I think I once saw gay porn of this

I sold my little brother to a cartel to play this game and still asked for a refund

I don't even know how they did it but this one's somehow even worse than the first one

I attempted to play this game but was struck by an epileptic attack the very second the game began. I am currently hospitalized and will most likely not make it. Thank you, Sega

Somehow even worse than the original. Arguably the worst experience I have EVER had playing an RPG. I wasted 80 hours of my life getting both endings and I am never getting them back

Great game. I love the combat as it allows me to not do anything for hours on end so that I can contemplate my many wrong decisions in life.

You're seriously better off riding a dog in real life

I really wanted to like this game but every time I booted it up looking at miriam gave me a raging boner and it kept distracting me from the game and caused me to game over several times. After beating the game the only thing that was bloodstained was my underwear