Autism in racing game form

This game is kind of like shooting Heroin into your arm

I didnt expect the Pokemons to snap their own necks but it was very unique

how do you get past the rats?

The old one was better. This looks pretty and little else

The most redeeming quality was that it came with a free figurine I was able to give to my son

Another Fromsoft game, another pitiful excuse for a difficulty curve. If you want to make your game hard have the decency to add a dad mode that makes it bearable

Rwby if it was about giant robots instead of gay people

When will Nintendo babies learn that being a shitty fat Italian guy isn't fun? I don't need to be reminded of what it's like living in New Yeark every other year.

better than the actual pikmin games People need to learn to accept that actual Pikmin sucks

Get these Japanese words off of my Venger Robo

The only game that puts Mamma Mia, a song about monkeys (italians), and actual monkeys in the same game. I get to say this, I am Italian

If you like this game you should be considered a registered sex offender

A snes game in every way other than music, which sounds like ass anyway. Not necessarily a bad thing as long as you're older than the game itself.

I was gonna call this "Final Fantasy 14 But X" but I cant cause it's literally the same fucking game. Only difference is I cant harass lolicons in this one.