I'm going to be dead honest, I never got past the stupid fucking helicopter. Fromsoft need to get their damned heads out of their asses and make games for normal people and not nerds who spend all day at the computer

I used cheats and still couldn't beat it. This game is a scam

I'm never going to sleep again.

I NEED Nicole to crush me to death

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Hits way too close to home. I miss my wife

My name is Alan Wake, and I'm a writer. After narrowly escaping the Dark Presence with my life I have decided to catalogue my experiences of confronting my despicable doppelganger Mr. Scratch on this here website. He was a true menace and after confronting him on the presence of 18 underaged women in his basemenet he simply laughed at me then vanished into a cloud of mist escaping from his buttocks.

"Leon please help" SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMAN GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING GET IN THE DUMPSTER AND NEVER LEAVE

Resident Evil 4 if it was made by people who actually cared

Pros:
-immersive world
-amazing characters
-challenging combat

Cons:
-blatantly rips off story from Ant Rape for PS3
-glorifies suicide

The enemies call you the n word sometimes

I want Velvet to vore me all over