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My name is Alan Wake, and I'm a writer. After narrowly escaping the Dark Presence with my life I have decided to catalogue my experiences of confronting my despicable doppelganger Mr. Scratch on this here website. He was a true menace and after confronting him on the presence of 18 underaged women in his basemenet he simply laughed at me then vanished into a cloud of mist escaping from his buttocks.
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