I went in expecting a Tales game but by the time I was halfway there it turns out I had been scammed into buying Phantasy Star 5. Awful experience.

I once went to take a shit while playing this game and by the time I came back the game had already beaten itself.

A great representation of what it is like to be the Tank in an MMO.

God I hate Vegans

I love the part where Emil turns into Nero from the Devil May Cry series and nearly beats a man to death

Konami will never release any game better than this unless they get Johnny Yong Bosch to scream "Mommy! Daddy!" again.

This is what happens when you jerk off too hard

The single greatest game ever made. Red Johnson is literally the greatest protagonist in all of gaming

Great sprites but I noticed a severe lack of Scat music. Thoroughly disappointing.

Ret-Chan is my daughter

Still a better game than any Persona

When I first saw Ghirahim I lost all hope in humanity, my voice turned measly and I turned from a democrat to a republican. This is the worst Zelda game yet.

Notice how they made a black man shoot the gun in the trailers. This is the worst Zelda game yet

Wow, in the Trailers Grandma looks like she wants to die

The only thing epic about this game is how Nintendo was able to sell a copy of this crap