This game is impossible to get so I beat up a rich kid and stole his copy. Amazing game

My uncle was arrested for playing this game

One time I went to take a piss and Kota Hoshino broke into my bathroom and locked me in forcing me to listen to every single song he has ever composed. Phenomenal game

My uncle plays this game every time I see him

I WANT ANGEL TO CRUSH MY SKULL WITH HER TITS AND BREAK MY SPINE WITH HER THIGHS. I NEED THIS.

The art style reminds me of the comics my ex wife used to draw in which she attempted to beat me to death. Ironically the protagonist here also wields a whip.

This game ruined my friendship and made me extremely violent toward Tumblr users. Great to test how much hate you can accumulate within a mere 10 hours

This game reminded me of my time in New Jersey when a rabid Dalmatian killed my father with a Zweihänder and attempted to shoot me with a sawed off shotgun. I have not yet been able to mentally recover from the trauma of this incident

Worse than the original because they added a fully mocapped gay rape scene during the 2nd act of the story.

B "Sion, a man hunted by a tragic past within him lies strength and kindness, but also a great sorrow All this will change when he meets a girl named Dominique. These are the residents of Dog Street" THE OUNCER

Overrated as fuck. The dude's called naked snake but doesn't take of his shirt even once. What a fucking pussy

Still a better game than any Persona

Contrary to popular belief this game is a travesty of an RPG and all its fans are nostalgic dumbasses who wish they could go back to simpler times where bad things = good things

As a horny person this game made me feel really accepted for the first time in my life. Slapping the big lady's ass felt like a flood of freedom washing over my decomposing carcass of a body

This is the game that ruined the fighting game genre forever and plunged it into an eternal dark age. If not for Low Tier God, the greatest member of our community, it would never have recovered