There are no bathrooms anywhere but occasionally you'll find some glass bottles in a crate. 10/10 accurate Amazon warehouse simulator.

This very much feels like a game where the idea came first and to be fair it's a fun idea, but the execution just isn't there. The mechanics are way too unclear and the progression is practically non existant as the items you can buy seem to just be for fun and don't seem to have any measurable effect on getting you more views. The film length is abysmally short and only having one camera available makes it absolutely pointless for your group to split up and explore.

For whatever reason no matter what I combined everything would lead back to Gargoyles and Stonehenge. What does this say about society?

Look, you can view this as a new take on Armored Core that's faithful in some ways and too derivative in others or you can just see it as a completely different game using the IP. The way I view it? This is maybe some of the coolest, fastest, and most badass feeling combat/movement I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing.

Oooooh so this is what 50 cent was singing about in "In Da Club"!!
I always wondered what was going on in there.

What is originality? What do we want from video games? Are we playing games to re-experience the highlights of our childhood? Are we searching for something new? Do we need the latest and greatest graphics to satisfy our hunger or just a new perspective? Why tf does a horse made of legs have a 20th century guitar playing boy for a brother?

Coming back to the original game of a now massive series is always an interesting experience. In OG Smash Bro's case its impressive to see how much HAL had already gotten right. Still incredibly fun to play in its own way.

I wish I could completely relinquish all knowledge of this and everything connected to it. The Chris-chan of video games.

The way these guys react to compliments as if you just offered them a million dollars speaks volumes about how toxic their relationship must be. Also I don't think I'll ever be able to get over the fact that Grace's torso is made of two stretched ovals.

Me and the boys when we drop into the middle of a heavy automaton outpost on Helldive difficulty

First visual novel to convey not only the look of a terminally online person's room but also somehow the smell

Back in the 2000's there was a trend of making games dark and edgy. Give us all the bad boys... Give us all the darkness and black clothing and indulgently gory combat... Don't forget the nu metal! We revel in this stuff! Now for the crown jewel... add in extra misogy.... OH WAIT NO STOP STOP DON'T PUT THAT IN THERE!!!

Take the splatter mechanics of Splatoon and combine them with the goodest little boy and you have one of the most relaxing, charming, and hilarious times you'll ever get with a completely free game. This would be 10/10 I just want more. Purupurupurupurupuru pome. Played in Japanese.

RTX? More like FarTX because this freaking stinks.

PRETEND THAT THIS REVIEW IS IN THAT ALL-CAPS COMIC BOOK FONT AND THERE YOU GO YOU'VE EXPERIENCED LIKE 2/3 OF THE GAME ALREADY.