WRAP IT UP BRO

Games that are way too long and have no right to be as long as they are. Days Gone inspired this list. There is no implied objectivity here I'm basically just griping.

Days Gone
Days Gone
Roughly estimating but at least 85% of this game is filler.
God of War
God of War
How can you draw a story out that you were blatantly ripping off so much and then not have an ending nearly as interesting?
Persona 4 Golden
Persona 4 Golden
Marie you have ruined this game.
Persona 5
Persona 5
How can a game be so long and say so much and then basically undercut everything it's said so easily?
Persona 5 Royal
Persona 5 Royal
WHY ARE YOU EVEN LONGER?
Devil May Cry 2
Devil May Cry 2
Can't believe the worst game in the franchise has 2 different campaigns.
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
This game isnt even really long but it sure fucking feels like it because boy does it suck.
Dragon's Dogma
Dragon's Dogma
Would probably be at least 5-10 hours shorter if it had a proper fast travel mechanic.
God Eater Resurrection
God Eater Resurrection
Too many missions that are meant specifically to pad out run time.
God Eater 2: Rage Burst
God Eater 2: Rage Burst
See GE Resurrection.
Darksiders II
Darksiders II
I have never played a Zelda game. This game is mostly apeing Zelda so like, are they supposed to be long as shit?
Monster Hunter: World
Monster Hunter: World
WALKING QUESTS AND LOOKING FOR TRACKS FOR SPECIFIC MONSTERS THAT TAKE FOREVER WHAT THE FUCK
Bravely Default
Bravely Default
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
Tales of the Abyss
Tales of the Abyss
STOP MAKING ME RUN ALL OVER THE FUCKING MAP
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Too much padding with too little story
Diddy Kong Racing
Diddy Kong Racing
get comfy because you're gonna be doing the same tracks and bosses for HOURS
Ghosts 'n Goblins
Ghosts 'n Goblins
Drakengard
Drakengard
Why is Yoko Taro like this. Why does he keep making us playthrough his games multiple times and experience the same shit with minimal changes just for every ending?
Drakengard 2
Drakengard 2
Drakengard 3
Drakengard 3
NieR
NieR
NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Tales of Graces f
Tales of Graces f
If you reach the final dungeon and dont think "this took way too fucking long to get here." you have more patience than I do.
Fate/Extella: The Umbral Star
Fate/Extella: The Umbral Star
Multiple playable stories?
IN A MUSOU?
NAH IM GOOD
Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories
Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories
Somehow Birth by Sleep, which has one more story path than this game, doesn't feel nearly as long as Chain does.

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6 months ago

The end of Tales of the Abyss is literally just walking to EVERY TOWN on the map over and over again. It's such a fucking joke. lol


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