This is like if cum had gameplay

Angels: Please stop pogging we're scared.
Poggers Robot: No.

I have heard that this game is better than sex and indeed, it actually is.

do you seriously care enough to see what this site thinks about fucking "goat simulator"?

Ultrakill feels like it was developed entirely in one night by a dude who snorted a bunch of cocaine, kept saying "you know what would be really sick?" and was right every time

this game would kill a victorian child instantly

it isnt even fair