VeryRealFiamma
2016
[4/25/24]
I started playing this game on the 9th of January, 2020. It was the second ever roguelike I played. Cut to today, and I've finally killed the final past I needed to kill. Fuck you, legally distinct Sarah Connor.
As the most Pro-Second Amendment game of all time, the game does the most to drill the fact that the game's themed around anything with gunpowder in it into your skull. The Dungeon is the Gungeon. The in-game compendium is called the Ammonomicon. The enemies are themed after guns, you got normal bullets, shotgun shells, sniper bullets, walking grenades and all have names relating to guns. The screen clear is a blank. Cursed enemies are "Jammed". You get cursed for having melee-related items. This is another one of those "reference absolutely everything" indies games (referencing D&D the most) often, so if the novelty of everything being a gun starts to wear off, you'll have all of the references and jokes to fall back on.
The guns themselves are guns, obviously. You shoot them and the bullets hurt. Everyone talks about the bullet that's actually a gun that shoots guns that shoots bullets, but my personal favorite's the Rad Gun that goes "NOICE" when you time the reload. Even with all the different guns, items, and synergies, you're still just shooting guns where the only major difference is how far you'll probably have to be for maximum damage. To me, most of the fun comes from dodging all the attacks. Since all the enemies fire in small but set patterns, the different room layouts and enemy placement changes where and when you have to dodge roll in each room. The bosses are where they kick the bullet patterns up a notch. Coming back to this game after a few years kicked my ass, but I still remember all of them. Especially those Kill Pillars. Outside of combat, most of the variety comes from modifiers for the entire run.
If you like shooting things like a real patriot this is the perfect game. If you like gun puns this is also the perfect game. if you're here for a challenging bullet hell this probably isn't it but it's definitely a gateway to that kind of stuff. The time I had was very fun and very stressful. Now, I'll just be coming back to 100% the game and get the Finished Gun.
I started playing this game on the 9th of January, 2020. It was the second ever roguelike I played. Cut to today, and I've finally killed the final past I needed to kill. Fuck you, legally distinct Sarah Connor.
As the most Pro-Second Amendment game of all time, the game does the most to drill the fact that the game's themed around anything with gunpowder in it into your skull. The Dungeon is the Gungeon. The in-game compendium is called the Ammonomicon. The enemies are themed after guns, you got normal bullets, shotgun shells, sniper bullets, walking grenades and all have names relating to guns. The screen clear is a blank. Cursed enemies are "Jammed". You get cursed for having melee-related items. This is another one of those "reference absolutely everything" indies games (referencing D&D the most) often, so if the novelty of everything being a gun starts to wear off, you'll have all of the references and jokes to fall back on.
The guns themselves are guns, obviously. You shoot them and the bullets hurt. Everyone talks about the bullet that's actually a gun that shoots guns that shoots bullets, but my personal favorite's the Rad Gun that goes "NOICE" when you time the reload. Even with all the different guns, items, and synergies, you're still just shooting guns where the only major difference is how far you'll probably have to be for maximum damage. To me, most of the fun comes from dodging all the attacks. Since all the enemies fire in small but set patterns, the different room layouts and enemy placement changes where and when you have to dodge roll in each room. The bosses are where they kick the bullet patterns up a notch. Coming back to this game after a few years kicked my ass, but I still remember all of them. Especially those Kill Pillars. Outside of combat, most of the variety comes from modifiers for the entire run.
If you like shooting things like a real patriot this is the perfect game. If you like gun puns this is also the perfect game. if you're here for a challenging bullet hell this probably isn't it but it's definitely a gateway to that kind of stuff. The time I had was very fun and very stressful. Now, I'll just be coming back to 100% the game and get the Finished Gun.
2023
[4/22/24]
It's a very chill game. Very basic controls and initally basic level design designed to be relaxing lead to more variety in the level design, like the hot sun draining stamina faster, wind doing wind things, all intended to apply a minimal amount of brainpower as to not take away from chilling. The worldbuilding is also a plus from me. That last area answering all the questions you might have if you didn't read any of the letters or notes is also incredibly breathtaking. Bit short, though. Maybe I'm not built for these kinds of games, I think they're too chill for me.
It's a very chill game. Very basic controls and initally basic level design designed to be relaxing lead to more variety in the level design, like the hot sun draining stamina faster, wind doing wind things, all intended to apply a minimal amount of brainpower as to not take away from chilling. The worldbuilding is also a plus from me. That last area answering all the questions you might have if you didn't read any of the letters or notes is also incredibly breathtaking. Bit short, though. Maybe I'm not built for these kinds of games, I think they're too chill for me.
2023
[4/12/24]
THIS IS NYT CONNECTIONS WE CLOWN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER BETTER TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO WORDLE
But seriously it's cool having to increasingly think further outside the box for each category. The Brits are laughing at us because y'all complain that it's not just "match the four words that start with C" and other baby shit
THIS IS NYT CONNECTIONS WE CLOWN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER BETTER TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO WORDLE
But seriously it's cool having to increasingly think further outside the box for each category. The Brits are laughing at us because y'all complain that it's not just "match the four words that start with C" and other baby shit
2009
[3/29/24]
ALL UNITS
I enjoyed my time with this game, even if most of it comes from playing an RTS for the first time again and not from the Halo part.
This game's set 20 years before Halo 1, so there's an entirely new crew we get accustomed to. I guess they fit the bare minimum? Forge is the most charismatic guy there but he's nowhere near Johnson. Serina has some sass to her but she still feels like a more generic AI, probably the result of being tied to an army instead of a single Spartan. A new Arbiter is much more cruel and unaware of the Prophet's manipulation and while it's cool seeing another one it's kind of sad knowing that there can only be one with depth.
There are a handful of issues here: the pathfinding is very janky. The campaign has a difficulty spike in like the third or fourth mission, whichever one is the mission where you have to defend three ships. My dumbass thought I could run this on Heroic like the mainline games and got my ass kicked there multiple times.
God, I just wish Halo would experiment with more genres. We get twin stick shooters and a sequel to this game and then nothing else. I should stop before I start getting mad at the extended universe again.
ALL UNITS
I enjoyed my time with this game, even if most of it comes from playing an RTS for the first time again and not from the Halo part.
This game's set 20 years before Halo 1, so there's an entirely new crew we get accustomed to. I guess they fit the bare minimum? Forge is the most charismatic guy there but he's nowhere near Johnson. Serina has some sass to her but she still feels like a more generic AI, probably the result of being tied to an army instead of a single Spartan. A new Arbiter is much more cruel and unaware of the Prophet's manipulation and while it's cool seeing another one it's kind of sad knowing that there can only be one with depth.
There are a handful of issues here: the pathfinding is very janky. The campaign has a difficulty spike in like the third or fourth mission, whichever one is the mission where you have to defend three ships. My dumbass thought I could run this on Heroic like the mainline games and got my ass kicked there multiple times.
God, I just wish Halo would experiment with more genres. We get twin stick shooters and a sequel to this game and then nothing else. I should stop before I start getting mad at the extended universe again.
2023
[3/11/24]
A rhythm game in the vein of classic Guitar Hero and Rock Band without needing to shell out hundreds of dollars or going to Dave & Busters, all in a game I already play? Sign me up! This was easily my most anticipated mode out of the three, but mostly because I already have a history with rhythm games of this variety. Come December 9, and... well, it's enough to satiate my rhythm game desire, at least.
The most obvious issue with this game is how limited the charts need to be to compensate for controllers. There's a noticably thicker line in between lanes 2 and 3 designed to separate the D-Pad and face buttons. There will never be a chord where both notes are on one side of the line and that's pretty lame. Half the fun of Guitar Hero/Rock Band is having that guitar and feeling like you're good at something you're not, but no official support as of yet leaves me with a controller and an awkward feeling. The feedback is also pretty lackluster and the charts are pretty piss easy, even after speeeding up the track. I get having to appeal to people who've never played a rhythm game before, but come on.
Monetization is easily the worst part of this mode. The Festival Pass is 1,800 VBucks, 850 more than the standard Battle Pass. Only thing I can see justifying it is licensing fees. Nothing else aside from the icon skin at the end really is that impressive. Instruments, up until a few weeks back, could only be used in Festival, but now they can also be used in BR with certain emotes. Jam Loops is just Fuser if multiple people were needed. The larger sin is making each song 500 VBucks each. Without those, you're at the mercy of a small rotating list. I at least have Save The World's Founder bonuses to grind VBucks.
Instrument support is coming soon, and I'm still questioning on whether or not I'll shell out a couple hundred for a plastic guitar, but currently, Fortnite Festival is just doing the bare minimum to satisfy me. I remain optimistic.
A rhythm game in the vein of classic Guitar Hero and Rock Band without needing to shell out hundreds of dollars or going to Dave & Busters, all in a game I already play? Sign me up! This was easily my most anticipated mode out of the three, but mostly because I already have a history with rhythm games of this variety. Come December 9, and... well, it's enough to satiate my rhythm game desire, at least.
The most obvious issue with this game is how limited the charts need to be to compensate for controllers. There's a noticably thicker line in between lanes 2 and 3 designed to separate the D-Pad and face buttons. There will never be a chord where both notes are on one side of the line and that's pretty lame. Half the fun of Guitar Hero/Rock Band is having that guitar and feeling like you're good at something you're not, but no official support as of yet leaves me with a controller and an awkward feeling. The feedback is also pretty lackluster and the charts are pretty piss easy, even after speeeding up the track. I get having to appeal to people who've never played a rhythm game before, but come on.
Monetization is easily the worst part of this mode. The Festival Pass is 1,800 VBucks, 850 more than the standard Battle Pass. Only thing I can see justifying it is licensing fees. Nothing else aside from the icon skin at the end really is that impressive. Instruments, up until a few weeks back, could only be used in Festival, but now they can also be used in BR with certain emotes. Jam Loops is just Fuser if multiple people were needed. The larger sin is making each song 500 VBucks each. Without those, you're at the mercy of a small rotating list. I at least have Save The World's Founder bonuses to grind VBucks.
Instrument support is coming soon, and I'm still questioning on whether or not I'll shell out a couple hundred for a plastic guitar, but currently, Fortnite Festival is just doing the bare minimum to satisfy me. I remain optimistic.
[3/11/24]
New attachments. New map. New creative director. I'll stay cautiously optimistic about the future of the story, I don't see any big, extended storylines because of that damn annual chapter release schedule.
(7/10)
New attachments. New map. New creative director. I'll stay cautiously optimistic about the future of the story, I don't see any big, extended storylines because of that damn annual chapter release schedule.
(7/10)
2023
[2/20/24]
Rocket League trading died for this. Not cool.
When the Big Bang live event happened, the three modes that were revealed all had their own segment showcasing them. Among them was Rocket Racing developed by Psyonix, the same team behind Rocket League. It's not those old Fast & Furious arcade games, but it'll do.
The controls are the most important part, and this falls into the list of arcade racers heavy on drifting. The drifting is good, but only if you're actually pressing the drift button to hit a tighter one. The Mario Kari Wii-ass automatic drift doesn't feel that good, and most tracks are built with the manual drift in mind. You can hit some really good drifts, but they're only on really wide turns. Being able to press the button multiple times for course correction is nice, but the boosts you get from it really only start getting good at the point where the gauge widens. Anything else and you're wasting time. Since this is also based on Rocket League, aerial control is important, too. You get an air roll that you can use to latch onto surfaces or get more air. It uses the same button as drifting, but in the air. Gotta mash that button. I guess drafting exists, too. You crash from the smallest collision at just the wrong angle, too.
Track design benefits from wide turns as I said, but with a handful of themes and variants having glowing red danger zone spheres and boxes, it all feels the same. The early maps sucked.
Psyonix gonna Psyonix, and so the music is of the same breed that Rocket League has. I just put on a DnB playlist, because I got sick of the music real quick.
Out of all three new modes, this was the one I had a hunch was going to be the weakest. With everything we saw from the event, it was easy to assume that the gameplay potential had already been hit. Disappointed to know that I wasn't wrong.
Rocket League trading died for this. Not cool.
When the Big Bang live event happened, the three modes that were revealed all had their own segment showcasing them. Among them was Rocket Racing developed by Psyonix, the same team behind Rocket League. It's not those old Fast & Furious arcade games, but it'll do.
The controls are the most important part, and this falls into the list of arcade racers heavy on drifting. The drifting is good, but only if you're actually pressing the drift button to hit a tighter one. The Mario Kari Wii-ass automatic drift doesn't feel that good, and most tracks are built with the manual drift in mind. You can hit some really good drifts, but they're only on really wide turns. Being able to press the button multiple times for course correction is nice, but the boosts you get from it really only start getting good at the point where the gauge widens. Anything else and you're wasting time. Since this is also based on Rocket League, aerial control is important, too. You get an air roll that you can use to latch onto surfaces or get more air. It uses the same button as drifting, but in the air. Gotta mash that button. I guess drafting exists, too. You crash from the smallest collision at just the wrong angle, too.
Track design benefits from wide turns as I said, but with a handful of themes and variants having glowing red danger zone spheres and boxes, it all feels the same. The early maps sucked.
Psyonix gonna Psyonix, and so the music is of the same breed that Rocket League has. I just put on a DnB playlist, because I got sick of the music real quick.
Out of all three new modes, this was the one I had a hunch was going to be the weakest. With everything we saw from the event, it was easy to assume that the gameplay potential had already been hit. Disappointed to know that I wasn't wrong.
This review contains spoilers
[2/9/24]
I DID IT. I BEAT ALL 10 GAMES IN UNDER 4 MONTHS. What a series. What a game.
If I thought that Yakuza: Like A Dragon was massive after all the previous games, Infinite Wealth turns it into an appetizer in comparison. Hawaii is such an incredible map that's as huge as it is colorful. The corner of the map that's a chunk of ocean to swim in, even if it's just for two vendors and picking up trash, is such a great touch. I heard some time before release that Hawaii was going to be around three times the size of Ijincho from Yakuza 7 (which by proxy makes it 10 times as large as Kamurocho). I don't think that's true, but it's still massive enough that it alone would make it the most expansive game in the series. 65 hours into the main story and I never felt bored. I'm still playing it to chill in Dondoko Island.
The ability to move in an area during combat makes a world of difference as it also makes way for new types of attacks and abilities such as those where the user attacks in a straight line from their current position and having to find the right distances to buff or nerf enemies, as any abilities that focused on all allies or enemies in the previous game have now been reduced to areas around either the user or their target. MP regeneration on a basic attack is now universal, but greatly reduced. The new jobs in this game take after the fact that it's mostly set in America, with Desperado being my personal favorite. The weapon upgrade system is also a welcome improvement, as now crafting and upgrading are separate things. Upgrading weapons lets you add certain attributes to them at certain levels, so you can get more creative with how you want to build characters. Giving the magic users greater MP regeneration breaks the game, and giving your attackers increased damage out of both the desired physical and elemental attack types turns them into beasts. Despite the percieved tedium that it might bring trying to grind out the resources to obtain every job's ultimate weapon, the grinding spots also saw an improvement. Procedurally generated dungeons means more loot every single run. Both also have their own currency you get by completing a floor, and there are three tiers with 10 floors each. A single run on each tier is more than enough to get what you want out of it if you're at the recommended level, and grinding the third tier is nothing but rewarding every single time.
The story, often the strongest aspect of most Yakuza games (MOST) is, unsurprisingly, good. This is the first time since 0 where there're multiple protagonists, and unlike 0 having the two journeys converge late into the story without the protagonists themselves crossing paths, Infinite Wealth has them meet up, split up, and intertwine to give each other the full picture as the story, in typical Yakuza fashion, grows from a rather small goal to something much larger and sinister as in most entries. Also like all Yakuza games after 5, it isn't a complete mess. Yamai was the guy RGG was betting their money to become the next Majima, and despite initial pushback, I'd say that he's a good character! If he becomes Ichiban's Majima, I'll be very glad. Both protagonists' endings are poignant in different ways: Ichiban's is the culmination of social media harrassment given physical form while he believes that the harrassed can change, and Kiryu's is his discovery of a reason to live as he confronts a man who hates everything he stood and fought for. I also really like the beginning portions before Hawaii where it's very apparent that Ichi, Nanba, and Adachi, a group originally brought together out of bregrudgingly wanting to help the first guy, have become genuine bros and have also gotten their lives together (even if we only see the tail end of it). Plus, Chapter 12's bosses fucking rule.
Even with all of this, though, I still have my grievances, most of them to do with the resolution of Ichiban's half of the game. Eiji seemingly runs off, never to be seen until the last cutscene with Ichiban that I talked about. The reveal of Ebina being Ichiban's half-brother feels like it exists only for the former's monologue at the end driving home the point that they're foils of each other, something that could have been done without that detail. Ichiban's mom, Akame, is not present in the ending at all. It all feels rushed, which is a shame given that it was shaping up to be better and even more personal than Yakuza 7. Something persistent throughout the story is Saeko giving Ichi the cold shoulder. It was funny at first, and it's funny at the end when she does it again after the two resolve the issue, but it's her most prominent trait throughout the game. Nanba helps Kiryu with a way to enjoy the time he has left, Adachi helps Ichiban in Hawaii out of them being bros, and Joon-gi and Zhao are still kinda there which isn't really a bad thing given that that was also Zhao's deal in 7. Still a cool guy, though. Saeko's character feels like a small downgrade from what she was in 7 since it's mainly about having beef with Ichi. Ichiban regrets doing what he did to piss her off, but with the two being across the Pacific it's an awkward unsolvable issue that lasts through the whole game.
Mechanically, this game blows Yakuza 7 out of the water. Kiryu's half of the game is also a beautiful way to wrap up his time as the face of the franchise. Ichiban's story, however, shows its cracks near the end, however, and I don't feel like it ends up as a better narrative than 7 when put together. That story was personal from start to finish, as the big bad was the man he called his brother and had an actual bond with. It's another instance of a larger world meaning that there's less time to flesh everything out, but I'm glad they kept it in check instead of becoming too ambitious.
Then, there's the biggest detail of that ending that I'm sure will become topic of many arguments as more and more people beat the game: Kiryu lives and is getting his cancer treated after a fake-out similar to the endings of Yakuza 2, 3, and 5. At first, I felt a sort of mild disappointment that they didn't go through with the decision to kill him, especially after both the marketing leading up to release centering more on his cancer as it got closer to the 26th and the gut-wrenching ending that was Gaiden. But then I saw his face. That is the face of a man weaker than he's ever been. And then I learned that the director of the game is a cancer survivor himself. Cancer is a very touchy subject to bring up, let alone write about, and it's obvious that this is the only tactful way to have written the ending. If Kiryu, the unstoppable man that he was for 10 games straight, succumbed to it, what would that say?
This is still an end to Kiryu's story. And it's a perfect swan song. It's the end of the Dragon of Dojima, and the true beginning of a new Hero.
I DID IT. I BEAT ALL 10 GAMES IN UNDER 4 MONTHS. What a series. What a game.
If I thought that Yakuza: Like A Dragon was massive after all the previous games, Infinite Wealth turns it into an appetizer in comparison. Hawaii is such an incredible map that's as huge as it is colorful. The corner of the map that's a chunk of ocean to swim in, even if it's just for two vendors and picking up trash, is such a great touch. I heard some time before release that Hawaii was going to be around three times the size of Ijincho from Yakuza 7 (which by proxy makes it 10 times as large as Kamurocho). I don't think that's true, but it's still massive enough that it alone would make it the most expansive game in the series. 65 hours into the main story and I never felt bored. I'm still playing it to chill in Dondoko Island.
The ability to move in an area during combat makes a world of difference as it also makes way for new types of attacks and abilities such as those where the user attacks in a straight line from their current position and having to find the right distances to buff or nerf enemies, as any abilities that focused on all allies or enemies in the previous game have now been reduced to areas around either the user or their target. MP regeneration on a basic attack is now universal, but greatly reduced. The new jobs in this game take after the fact that it's mostly set in America, with Desperado being my personal favorite. The weapon upgrade system is also a welcome improvement, as now crafting and upgrading are separate things. Upgrading weapons lets you add certain attributes to them at certain levels, so you can get more creative with how you want to build characters. Giving the magic users greater MP regeneration breaks the game, and giving your attackers increased damage out of both the desired physical and elemental attack types turns them into beasts. Despite the percieved tedium that it might bring trying to grind out the resources to obtain every job's ultimate weapon, the grinding spots also saw an improvement. Procedurally generated dungeons means more loot every single run. Both also have their own currency you get by completing a floor, and there are three tiers with 10 floors each. A single run on each tier is more than enough to get what you want out of it if you're at the recommended level, and grinding the third tier is nothing but rewarding every single time.
The story, often the strongest aspect of most Yakuza games (MOST) is, unsurprisingly, good. This is the first time since 0 where there're multiple protagonists, and unlike 0 having the two journeys converge late into the story without the protagonists themselves crossing paths, Infinite Wealth has them meet up, split up, and intertwine to give each other the full picture as the story, in typical Yakuza fashion, grows from a rather small goal to something much larger and sinister as in most entries. Also like all Yakuza games after 5, it isn't a complete mess. Yamai was the guy RGG was betting their money to become the next Majima, and despite initial pushback, I'd say that he's a good character! If he becomes Ichiban's Majima, I'll be very glad. Both protagonists' endings are poignant in different ways: Ichiban's is the culmination of social media harrassment given physical form while he believes that the harrassed can change, and Kiryu's is his discovery of a reason to live as he confronts a man who hates everything he stood and fought for. I also really like the beginning portions before Hawaii where it's very apparent that Ichi, Nanba, and Adachi, a group originally brought together out of bregrudgingly wanting to help the first guy, have become genuine bros and have also gotten their lives together (even if we only see the tail end of it). Plus, Chapter 12's bosses fucking rule.
Even with all of this, though, I still have my grievances, most of them to do with the resolution of Ichiban's half of the game. Eiji seemingly runs off, never to be seen until the last cutscene with Ichiban that I talked about. The reveal of Ebina being Ichiban's half-brother feels like it exists only for the former's monologue at the end driving home the point that they're foils of each other, something that could have been done without that detail. Ichiban's mom, Akame, is not present in the ending at all. It all feels rushed, which is a shame given that it was shaping up to be better and even more personal than Yakuza 7. Something persistent throughout the story is Saeko giving Ichi the cold shoulder. It was funny at first, and it's funny at the end when she does it again after the two resolve the issue, but it's her most prominent trait throughout the game. Nanba helps Kiryu with a way to enjoy the time he has left, Adachi helps Ichiban in Hawaii out of them being bros, and Joon-gi and Zhao are still kinda there which isn't really a bad thing given that that was also Zhao's deal in 7. Still a cool guy, though. Saeko's character feels like a small downgrade from what she was in 7 since it's mainly about having beef with Ichi. Ichiban regrets doing what he did to piss her off, but with the two being across the Pacific it's an awkward unsolvable issue that lasts through the whole game.
Mechanically, this game blows Yakuza 7 out of the water. Kiryu's half of the game is also a beautiful way to wrap up his time as the face of the franchise. Ichiban's story, however, shows its cracks near the end, however, and I don't feel like it ends up as a better narrative than 7 when put together. That story was personal from start to finish, as the big bad was the man he called his brother and had an actual bond with. It's another instance of a larger world meaning that there's less time to flesh everything out, but I'm glad they kept it in check instead of becoming too ambitious.
Then, there's the biggest detail of that ending that I'm sure will become topic of many arguments as more and more people beat the game: Kiryu lives and is getting his cancer treated after a fake-out similar to the endings of Yakuza 2, 3, and 5. At first, I felt a sort of mild disappointment that they didn't go through with the decision to kill him, especially after both the marketing leading up to release centering more on his cancer as it got closer to the 26th and the gut-wrenching ending that was Gaiden. But then I saw his face. That is the face of a man weaker than he's ever been. And then I learned that the director of the game is a cancer survivor himself. Cancer is a very touchy subject to bring up, let alone write about, and it's obvious that this is the only tactful way to have written the ending. If Kiryu, the unstoppable man that he was for 10 games straight, succumbed to it, what would that say?
This is still an end to Kiryu's story. And it's a perfect swan song. It's the end of the Dragon of Dojima, and the true beginning of a new Hero.
2022
[1/24/24]
Pretty fun game! The kind of game where you struggle to rachieve flow state, but shred through it with minimal errors when you do, is a favorite of mine. Katana ZERO, Hotline Miami, and now this sit on that list. Hitting tricks to get ammo, with repeated tricks becoming stale, keeps the game flowing as I checked my mental checklist to see what combinations I haven't tried yet. You can't fumble tricks and eat shit, so the focus is entirely on stunting and shooting. The various enemy types, too, encourage constantly swapping weapons. Flow is everything here.
The plot lying beneath the gameplay centers around the media being focused on entertainment admist growing political instability and private companies delving into militarization. I've yet to beat the Out For Blood mode, the NG+ for this game, to know if there's more information, but the underlying story is intentionally left empty. Shut up and skate.
Also the game looks good and it's pretty hard! Short, too. Thank God for that.
Pretty fun game! The kind of game where you struggle to rachieve flow state, but shred through it with minimal errors when you do, is a favorite of mine. Katana ZERO, Hotline Miami, and now this sit on that list. Hitting tricks to get ammo, with repeated tricks becoming stale, keeps the game flowing as I checked my mental checklist to see what combinations I haven't tried yet. You can't fumble tricks and eat shit, so the focus is entirely on stunting and shooting. The various enemy types, too, encourage constantly swapping weapons. Flow is everything here.
The plot lying beneath the gameplay centers around the media being focused on entertainment admist growing political instability and private companies delving into militarization. I've yet to beat the Out For Blood mode, the NG+ for this game, to know if there's more information, but the underlying story is intentionally left empty. Shut up and skate.
Also the game looks good and it's pretty hard! Short, too. Thank God for that.
[1/16/24]
Yakuza 6 was good as an exit for the Kiryu saga on an emotional level. Introducing an entirely new set of characters and ending the saga with the mainstays that stuck with Kiryu not appearing at all until a cutscene after the end, though, is a bit disappointing. Like a Dragon Gaiden makes up for it in spades.
I'm not typically a fan of Sotenbori. It's small as hell and the bridges take so much time to go around to when navigating. It's also never been the main setting of a game despite it being the second location we're introduced to. This game gives it a chance, and now, I actually find it tolerable. It helps that this game is only five chapters long.
For the first time since Yakuza Kiwami, Kiryu finally has more than one fighting style. Thank god. Yakuza style is the same Dragon of Dojima we're all used to, and Agent style is the most unique style out of the 5(?) Kiryu's learned throughout the years. The multiple gadgets give Kiryu ranged capabilities, even greater mobility, crowd control, and insane combo potential at the cost of it feeling a bit slower than the other style. It is a more refined style, after all.
Kiryu being a secret agent is an unexpected turn for him. From yakuza to real estate agent back to yakuza to yakuza-adjacent civilian father to secret agent? Just let him rest, please. Especially after the ending. Man...
Now, though, I'm officially done with all of them. This is a good note and a great return to brawler combat between Yakuza 7 and Infinite Wealth. Just one more. Turns out my guess from all the way back in November was right.
Yakuza 6 was good as an exit for the Kiryu saga on an emotional level. Introducing an entirely new set of characters and ending the saga with the mainstays that stuck with Kiryu not appearing at all until a cutscene after the end, though, is a bit disappointing. Like a Dragon Gaiden makes up for it in spades.
I'm not typically a fan of Sotenbori. It's small as hell and the bridges take so much time to go around to when navigating. It's also never been the main setting of a game despite it being the second location we're introduced to. This game gives it a chance, and now, I actually find it tolerable. It helps that this game is only five chapters long.
For the first time since Yakuza Kiwami, Kiryu finally has more than one fighting style. Thank god. Yakuza style is the same Dragon of Dojima we're all used to, and Agent style is the most unique style out of the 5(?) Kiryu's learned throughout the years. The multiple gadgets give Kiryu ranged capabilities, even greater mobility, crowd control, and insane combo potential at the cost of it feeling a bit slower than the other style. It is a more refined style, after all.
Kiryu being a secret agent is an unexpected turn for him. From yakuza to real estate agent back to yakuza to yakuza-adjacent civilian father to secret agent? Just let him rest, please. Especially after the ending. Man...
Now, though, I'm officially done with all of them. This is a good note and a great return to brawler combat between Yakuza 7 and Infinite Wealth. Just one more. Turns out my guess from all the way back in November was right.
[1/10/24]
HOLY SHIT.
After almost 3 months, I've made it. 8 games beaten, and just one more to go before Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth releases on the 26th. This was The Big One for me. It's an RPG, so it's naturally gonna be. A soft reboot that's not only the beginning of a new story with new characters in a new location, but also changing the genre of this well-established franchise, all while having the subtitle serve as another major transition for the series (at least in the west)? It's insane how they stuck the landing with all of this. 50 hours and I didn't feel bored at any point. God, I cannot wait for Infinite Wealth. It's gonna be so awesome and so tragic.
This game made me realize that I have a thing for RPGs set in the modern day. This section of Yokohama is massive and is a dream come true after sticking around significantly smaller areas in the previous games. Sure, this game tones the wackiness that people know this series for way the fuck up, but it's all based on real-world concepts. It helps that new kid Ichiban Kasuga is implied to percieve the world as an RPG due to growing up on Dragon Quest. I love the hybrid combat they've created where positioning (uncontrollable, my only gripe with it) is a key factor and Ichiban can pick shit up like the other games. The job system, a subgenre of RPG that I've never looked into until this, is a perfect fit for the setting.
Whereas Kiryu is stoic and operates alone, Ichiban is the goofiest motherfucker around who knows when to get serious and has a crew that he'll do anything for. I love this cast so much. Adults all forced to deal with shitty circumstances, united by the one with probably the shittiest. The camaderie makes this entry the most wholesome one to me. The last member is my personal favorite even if they underperformed gameplay-wise in my run. Needing to build Ichiban and his party up to get people to love them after almost 15 years of Kiryu wasn't gonna be easy, but they nailed it.
Since Yakuza 0 in 2015, I feel like RGG Studio managed to hit a stride with their stories where they have some greater weight to them as to feel more than just a charmingly cheesy flick with the same structure of mystery-filled first half and an action-packed second half with some equally cheesy twists. The essence is still there, but everything else surrounding it is so much more genuine. This style of storytelling with the aforementioned party makes this my second favorite story in the series. I think the sheer stupidity of Yaluza 4 gives it a so-bad-it's-good quality, but if we're talking about genuine quality, this one is up top. Also, this game is funny as fuck and I don't recall stifling a laugh this often in recent memory.
This might have become my new favorite RPG. With the improvements coming to Infinite Wealth, that might be a short-lived title, but it's worthy of it nonetheless.
HOLY SHIT.
After almost 3 months, I've made it. 8 games beaten, and just one more to go before Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth releases on the 26th. This was The Big One for me. It's an RPG, so it's naturally gonna be. A soft reboot that's not only the beginning of a new story with new characters in a new location, but also changing the genre of this well-established franchise, all while having the subtitle serve as another major transition for the series (at least in the west)? It's insane how they stuck the landing with all of this. 50 hours and I didn't feel bored at any point. God, I cannot wait for Infinite Wealth. It's gonna be so awesome and so tragic.
This game made me realize that I have a thing for RPGs set in the modern day. This section of Yokohama is massive and is a dream come true after sticking around significantly smaller areas in the previous games. Sure, this game tones the wackiness that people know this series for way the fuck up, but it's all based on real-world concepts. It helps that new kid Ichiban Kasuga is implied to percieve the world as an RPG due to growing up on Dragon Quest. I love the hybrid combat they've created where positioning (uncontrollable, my only gripe with it) is a key factor and Ichiban can pick shit up like the other games. The job system, a subgenre of RPG that I've never looked into until this, is a perfect fit for the setting.
Whereas Kiryu is stoic and operates alone, Ichiban is the goofiest motherfucker around who knows when to get serious and has a crew that he'll do anything for. I love this cast so much. Adults all forced to deal with shitty circumstances, united by the one with probably the shittiest. The camaderie makes this entry the most wholesome one to me. The last member is my personal favorite even if they underperformed gameplay-wise in my run. Needing to build Ichiban and his party up to get people to love them after almost 15 years of Kiryu wasn't gonna be easy, but they nailed it.
Since Yakuza 0 in 2015, I feel like RGG Studio managed to hit a stride with their stories where they have some greater weight to them as to feel more than just a charmingly cheesy flick with the same structure of mystery-filled first half and an action-packed second half with some equally cheesy twists. The essence is still there, but everything else surrounding it is so much more genuine. This style of storytelling with the aforementioned party makes this my second favorite story in the series. I think the sheer stupidity of Yaluza 4 gives it a so-bad-it's-good quality, but if we're talking about genuine quality, this one is up top. Also, this game is funny as fuck and I don't recall stifling a laugh this often in recent memory.
This might have become my new favorite RPG. With the improvements coming to Infinite Wealth, that might be a short-lived title, but it's worthy of it nonetheless.
2015
[1/4/24]
I can't believe this was the first game I beat this year. I also can't believe I actually replayed this game.
Holy shit, what the fuck happened here? The story tries to do the Halo 2 thing of dual protagonists, except one of those two, Fireteam Osiris, is full of people nobody gives a shit about and also Buck from Halo 3: ODST. The other is Blue Team, comprising of Master Chief and three other Spartans nobody who exclusively sticks with the games would recognize. They focus on the Promethean aspect, something that was introduced one game ago, way too much. The "Covenant", a splinter faction of the original, has their leader killed off at the beginning with little fanfare. The game feels like it gets cut off at the end of the second act. Also, Cortana's alive because she got sent to a planet called Genesis where she effectively became immortal. The story's just very forgettable, and that's like the worst sin you can commit. What gives?
How I see it, it's the push to turn Halo into a multimedia franchise and its very apparent effects on the main games. This game is preceded by Halo: Nightfall, a miniseries that's also Locke's (the leader of Fireteam Osiris) origin story. It's just for one character. I can let that slide. The game's followed by a novel focusing on Chief's return to the UNSC and it's probably followed with a book for every member of both teams if I know this series well enough. Halo 4 tells a relatively self-contained story. Halo Infinite has a start, focuses on Discovering Hope and is deliberately left open at the end (which is when the campaign DLC would have taken place... it still hurts). And I already said that Halo 5 feels like it gets cut off. Halo 2 Anniversary used to have a cutscene where Arbiter would tell the story of that game to Locke as well. If only the vision they had for this game at the time was the actual story. It had something going about Chief and Locke butting heads but instead we just got a group chasing after Chief when we weren't playing as him. And when we did confront him? Probably the worst fistfight I've ever seen. Man, the whole marketing campaign could be a paragraph in itself.
I hate this. Why does it need to be connected to everything? Why can't the games themselves contain the main story instead of merely a snippet? Why do I need to boot up another game to see a cutscene for something that didn't even happen? What even is the point of expanding the universe other than trying to make more money? I assure you almost nobody gives a shit about the ODST crew's antics as Alpha-Nine. And I'm confident absolutely nobody gives a fuck about Guilty Spark actually surviving getting nuked by a Spartan Laser. Or the history of the Forerunners and why they needed to activate the Halo rings the first time. Or ancient humanity which is like the worst thing I've seen come out of this franchise that isn't in this game or this game itself.
I don't say shit like "This isn't (X)" when it comes to anything that deviates from the norm (not 100% Halo 3) like a particular subsect of Halo fans but the artstyle, narrative continuing to go down the Promethean lane, giving the bird to Halo 4 and that one guy who based the dynamic between Chief and Cortana off of his own struggles with losing his mother to dementia during development, and sidelining Chief make this game far more insulting to a fan. I can't imagine the slap in the face this must have been to longtime fans if many of them interpreted Halo 4 as one.
Also the multiplayer has lootboxes. Super Fiesta gives this game another point because it's the best version of it in the series solely due to the weapon variants.
Not cool, 343.
I can't believe this was the first game I beat this year. I also can't believe I actually replayed this game.
Holy shit, what the fuck happened here? The story tries to do the Halo 2 thing of dual protagonists, except one of those two, Fireteam Osiris, is full of people nobody gives a shit about and also Buck from Halo 3: ODST. The other is Blue Team, comprising of Master Chief and three other Spartans nobody who exclusively sticks with the games would recognize. They focus on the Promethean aspect, something that was introduced one game ago, way too much. The "Covenant", a splinter faction of the original, has their leader killed off at the beginning with little fanfare. The game feels like it gets cut off at the end of the second act. Also, Cortana's alive because she got sent to a planet called Genesis where she effectively became immortal. The story's just very forgettable, and that's like the worst sin you can commit. What gives?
How I see it, it's the push to turn Halo into a multimedia franchise and its very apparent effects on the main games. This game is preceded by Halo: Nightfall, a miniseries that's also Locke's (the leader of Fireteam Osiris) origin story. It's just for one character. I can let that slide. The game's followed by a novel focusing on Chief's return to the UNSC and it's probably followed with a book for every member of both teams if I know this series well enough. Halo 4 tells a relatively self-contained story. Halo Infinite has a start, focuses on Discovering Hope and is deliberately left open at the end (which is when the campaign DLC would have taken place... it still hurts). And I already said that Halo 5 feels like it gets cut off. Halo 2 Anniversary used to have a cutscene where Arbiter would tell the story of that game to Locke as well. If only the vision they had for this game at the time was the actual story. It had something going about Chief and Locke butting heads but instead we just got a group chasing after Chief when we weren't playing as him. And when we did confront him? Probably the worst fistfight I've ever seen. Man, the whole marketing campaign could be a paragraph in itself.
I hate this. Why does it need to be connected to everything? Why can't the games themselves contain the main story instead of merely a snippet? Why do I need to boot up another game to see a cutscene for something that didn't even happen? What even is the point of expanding the universe other than trying to make more money? I assure you almost nobody gives a shit about the ODST crew's antics as Alpha-Nine. And I'm confident absolutely nobody gives a fuck about Guilty Spark actually surviving getting nuked by a Spartan Laser. Or the history of the Forerunners and why they needed to activate the Halo rings the first time. Or ancient humanity which is like the worst thing I've seen come out of this franchise that isn't in this game or this game itself.
I don't say shit like "This isn't (X)" when it comes to anything that deviates from the norm (not 100% Halo 3) like a particular subsect of Halo fans but the artstyle, narrative continuing to go down the Promethean lane, giving the bird to Halo 4 and that one guy who based the dynamic between Chief and Cortana off of his own struggles with losing his mother to dementia during development, and sidelining Chief make this game far more insulting to a fan. I can't imagine the slap in the face this must have been to longtime fans if many of them interpreted Halo 4 as one.
Also the multiplayer has lootboxes. Super Fiesta gives this game another point because it's the best version of it in the series solely due to the weapon variants.
Not cool, 343.
[12/28/23]
I'm starting to realize that I enjoy some of the more personal stories from Kiryu over some of the larger scale events like the whole Tojo v. Omi fight in 2 and whatever the hell was going on in 5. I dunno, I kinda forgot because it was too damn long.
A lot can happen in the 30 since Kiryu's story started, huh? So many characters have aged, and it's bittersweet. At least Kamurocho is as flashy as ever. The combat makes more sense here than in Kiwami 2, Onomichi is alright, and I'm finally used to the XP system here. Only took me 5 games since it's premature debut since I played them chronologically.
For a game focused on being the supposed end of Kiryu's story, it feels weird that it's actually that and doesn't really focus on other Yakuza mainstays. When Akiyama is the most prevalent returning character that isn't Date or Haruka, you know something's up. This journey is more focused on Kiryu as time catches up to him, and for a game subtitled "The Song of Life", it's fitting that family is the big focus of the game.
Anyway, I think this game is good in the same sense Yakuza 3 is good. Gameplay isn't the strong suit, but after two relatively bombastic adventures, something that gives Kiryu instead of the Dragon of Dojima time to breathe will always be welcome. I just don't think this is as good as an ending for Kiryu's story as it could have been. I hope Infinite Wealth or even Gaiden makes up for it.
I'm starting to realize that I enjoy some of the more personal stories from Kiryu over some of the larger scale events like the whole Tojo v. Omi fight in 2 and whatever the hell was going on in 5. I dunno, I kinda forgot because it was too damn long.
A lot can happen in the 30 since Kiryu's story started, huh? So many characters have aged, and it's bittersweet. At least Kamurocho is as flashy as ever. The combat makes more sense here than in Kiwami 2, Onomichi is alright, and I'm finally used to the XP system here. Only took me 5 games since it's premature debut since I played them chronologically.
For a game focused on being the supposed end of Kiryu's story, it feels weird that it's actually that and doesn't really focus on other Yakuza mainstays. When Akiyama is the most prevalent returning character that isn't Date or Haruka, you know something's up. This journey is more focused on Kiryu as time catches up to him, and for a game subtitled "The Song of Life", it's fitting that family is the big focus of the game.
Anyway, I think this game is good in the same sense Yakuza 3 is good. Gameplay isn't the strong suit, but after two relatively bombastic adventures, something that gives Kiryu instead of the Dragon of Dojima time to breathe will always be welcome. I just don't think this is as good as an ending for Kiryu's story as it could have been. I hope Infinite Wealth or even Gaiden makes up for it.
2019
[12/21/2023]
This game has... a lot.
Yakuza 4 had the benefit of primarily taking place in Kamurocho so that the casts each character has deepens the world contained entirely within it. This benefit gets even cooler when each of their stories eventually intersect. So naturally, we gotta follow up the fourth game having 4 characters with the fifth one having 5, but in order to not retread old ground we force them into different cities. As for the characters in question, Kiryu (obviously), Akiyama (the GOAT), and Saejima return. The two new characters are Shinada, the definition of washed, and Haruka. Shinada's fighting style is focused on weapons and his tackle making him the most unique fighter, and Haruka is a teenager and cannot fight. Instead, we play rhythm minigames so she can pursue her dreams of becoming an idol. Lots of rhythm minigames here.
Honestly, playing Kiwami to 5 made me realize that there had been so many layers added at this point in the series that Yakuza 0's story being more streamlined felt very necessary. I'm not going to assume that this game did poorly outside of Japan when it released, but there had to be something that this game lacked that 0 had. It's probably just the fact that 0 was a new starting point, and that this is the fifth fucking game.
Also, enemies are everywhere holy SHIT
This game has... a lot.
Yakuza 4 had the benefit of primarily taking place in Kamurocho so that the casts each character has deepens the world contained entirely within it. This benefit gets even cooler when each of their stories eventually intersect. So naturally, we gotta follow up the fourth game having 4 characters with the fifth one having 5, but in order to not retread old ground we force them into different cities. As for the characters in question, Kiryu (obviously), Akiyama (the GOAT), and Saejima return. The two new characters are Shinada, the definition of washed, and Haruka. Shinada's fighting style is focused on weapons and his tackle making him the most unique fighter, and Haruka is a teenager and cannot fight. Instead, we play rhythm minigames so she can pursue her dreams of becoming an idol. Lots of rhythm minigames here.
Honestly, playing Kiwami to 5 made me realize that there had been so many layers added at this point in the series that Yakuza 0's story being more streamlined felt very necessary. I'm not going to assume that this game did poorly outside of Japan when it released, but there had to be something that this game lacked that 0 had. It's probably just the fact that 0 was a new starting point, and that this is the fifth fucking game.
Also, enemies are everywhere holy SHIT
2019
[12/11/23]
Honestly, my second favorite Yakuza game so far! Even though shit gets comically stupid and I understand why people hate this game (THAT twist and the final bosses), I think the pacing being so fast that it blindsides you with more shit actually isn't a bad decision in this case. Refreshing after 2 and 3, honestly. It's so cool to see Kiryu and the three new protagonists eventually meet up with one another. I see Kiryu's odd characterization as the way other people see him, seeing that Kiryu's actions from the past games built this image of him that we see come to life. This isn't Kiryu, it's the Dragon of Dojima as Kamurocho sees it. Akiyama's GOATed as a character and a fighter, Saejima's cool even though his fighting style is my least favorite of the four, and Tanimura's parry makes him the most unique. The new characters introduced through the other three's own storylines really helps make this tiny red light district I've known for 5 games deeper and more lively now. I'm a fan of the upgrade system in this game. Definitely like it more than Kiwami 2 and 3.
Somehow, I'm still not tired of this series yet. Goes to show what happens when I'm engaged with the world, and this entry continues to add new dimensions to it.
Honestly, my second favorite Yakuza game so far! Even though shit gets comically stupid and I understand why people hate this game (THAT twist and the final bosses), I think the pacing being so fast that it blindsides you with more shit actually isn't a bad decision in this case. Refreshing after 2 and 3, honestly. It's so cool to see Kiryu and the three new protagonists eventually meet up with one another. I see Kiryu's odd characterization as the way other people see him, seeing that Kiryu's actions from the past games built this image of him that we see come to life. This isn't Kiryu, it's the Dragon of Dojima as Kamurocho sees it. Akiyama's GOATed as a character and a fighter, Saejima's cool even though his fighting style is my least favorite of the four, and Tanimura's parry makes him the most unique. The new characters introduced through the other three's own storylines really helps make this tiny red light district I've known for 5 games deeper and more lively now. I'm a fan of the upgrade system in this game. Definitely like it more than Kiwami 2 and 3.
Somehow, I'm still not tired of this series yet. Goes to show what happens when I'm engaged with the world, and this entry continues to add new dimensions to it.