Wormhorse
2001
This games is litteraly art
This is one of the only game that i can think of which i dont want to play with the simple, but effective gameplay, but just want to watch everything around, listen to the sound effect and bombastic music
I swear just looking at everything around is chilling as fuck... its like a loffy if you will
I can applaude the devs for the work here... because thats truly one helluva underrated gems
This is one of the only game that i can think of which i dont want to play with the simple, but effective gameplay, but just want to watch everything around, listen to the sound effect and bombastic music
I swear just looking at everything around is chilling as fuck... its like a loffy if you will
I can applaude the devs for the work here... because thats truly one helluva underrated gems
2006
Ok, lets get this out of the way: this is probably one of the only game ever that I passionatly hate, and so for a lot of reason
The monetisation of this game is one of the most predatory one i have ever saw in any game...like, you thought battlefront 2 and overwatch 2 were awful about this? Well damn, this right here is probably worse, with his constant pop up and all the very expensive skin that you can only have with those dreaded robux...this problem is what make this game straight up immoral to me, and not just god awful, because, remember, lots of young kids play this, and the fact that this game is so aggresive about his monetisation, despite the young target audience it has, make roblox straight up disgusting....AT LEAST, BATTLEFRONT 2 AND OVERWATCH 2 WERENT TARGETTED TOWARD CHILDREN
also, the community is a disgrace, not because of the children, of course, but because this fucking game is just full of paedo and far right edgelord...and because the game is straight up dictated by the community, yeah, it kinda make the game fucking awful
Oh yeah, i was supposed to talk about the game itself...what i am supposed to say about it? Its just a collection of lobby, and only like 10% of those lobby are actually decent, and the rest are ...I mean, what do you expect from a toxic and GREEDY community, full of...questionnable individual, whose only goal is to make the next trending game on the website ? Yeah, i dont need to explain the average quality of the lobbies there
The only reason why it isnt rank lower is because, again, some game are like, fiiiine, and because the game builder is unironically pretty good for beginners, and finally because of the existence of r/gocommitdie...sure this subreddit is super cringe, but at least it is funny bad, and dont make me wanna kill myself...
You know what, thats what i would have liked roblox to be : a joke game, like garten of banban or fist of jesus, not a toxic and immoral cashgrab, borderline similar to a casino full of safety hasard for children
Fuck this shit, im out
The monetisation of this game is one of the most predatory one i have ever saw in any game...like, you thought battlefront 2 and overwatch 2 were awful about this? Well damn, this right here is probably worse, with his constant pop up and all the very expensive skin that you can only have with those dreaded robux...this problem is what make this game straight up immoral to me, and not just god awful, because, remember, lots of young kids play this, and the fact that this game is so aggresive about his monetisation, despite the young target audience it has, make roblox straight up disgusting....AT LEAST, BATTLEFRONT 2 AND OVERWATCH 2 WERENT TARGETTED TOWARD CHILDREN
also, the community is a disgrace, not because of the children, of course, but because this fucking game is just full of paedo and far right edgelord...and because the game is straight up dictated by the community, yeah, it kinda make the game fucking awful
Oh yeah, i was supposed to talk about the game itself...what i am supposed to say about it? Its just a collection of lobby, and only like 10% of those lobby are actually decent, and the rest are ...I mean, what do you expect from a toxic and GREEDY community, full of...questionnable individual, whose only goal is to make the next trending game on the website ? Yeah, i dont need to explain the average quality of the lobbies there
The only reason why it isnt rank lower is because, again, some game are like, fiiiine, and because the game builder is unironically pretty good for beginners, and finally because of the existence of r/gocommitdie...sure this subreddit is super cringe, but at least it is funny bad, and dont make me wanna kill myself...
You know what, thats what i would have liked roblox to be : a joke game, like garten of banban or fist of jesus, not a toxic and immoral cashgrab, borderline similar to a casino full of safety hasard for children
Fuck this shit, im out
1996
LOOK, A OVERATTED GAMES...HELLO
ok, i can see why this games is beloved, the first 3d Mario kart games and the first good mario kart games, the level design is a step up compared to super mario kart (except for rainbow road and one or two other track: WHAT HAPPENS HERE?) Ok, the battle mode is the second best of the franchise, and its nostalgic for a lot of people...but come on, the games was ugly even back then, the control arent very good and the item balance his broken (idk if its a good or bad thing), the cpu are still cheater and everything is unlock from the get go...WHY?
In the end...a great introduction for the franchise, but nothing more
ok, i can see why this games is beloved, the first 3d Mario kart games and the first good mario kart games, the level design is a step up compared to super mario kart (except for rainbow road and one or two other track: WHAT HAPPENS HERE?) Ok, the battle mode is the second best of the franchise, and its nostalgic for a lot of people...but come on, the games was ugly even back then, the control arent very good and the item balance his broken (idk if its a good or bad thing), the cpu are still cheater and everything is unlock from the get go...WHY?
In the end...a great introduction for the franchise, but nothing more
1989
I dont like this games, sorry
The physics and control are weird, the power up, honestly pretty crappy, and the boss are a jock (except tatoonga, its just easy here) the games is really ugly now, unlike 6 golden coins, and is saved by the theme of this games: Real world theme like with the egyptian one for example. I guess the fact that Mario cheat on peach is kind of funny, and the shooter section show us how the franchise was supposed to be...but its honestly not a very good games
The physics and control are weird, the power up, honestly pretty crappy, and the boss are a jock (except tatoonga, its just easy here) the games is really ugly now, unlike 6 golden coins, and is saved by the theme of this games: Real world theme like with the egyptian one for example. I guess the fact that Mario cheat on peach is kind of funny, and the shooter section show us how the franchise was supposed to be...but its honestly not a very good games
Althought this dlc get 4 star, its more due to the quality of mario kart 8's gameplay than the track themself: the mechanic of this game are so good that they manage to raise the score of this DLC by at least an half star.
Because yeah, this DLC was sometimes rough : when the track didnt look like shit, they were sometimes really poorly remade : by that I mean that the lack of efforts and change made to some track made them worse. Some track even lack some of their original gimmick or track design(bangkok rush, sky garden, koopa cap, sunset wild...). And sometimes, some track pick were really questionnable (daisy circuit, mario circuit, toad circuit...wait, they are all circuit).
But, even with all of this: the DLC is great. A lot of great remake and "original" track were made and saved on mario kart 8 Deluxe thanks to this DLC: yoshi's island in particular is now in my top 5 favorite track in all of mario kart. When Nintendo cared, they really cooked for those track, giving us something really special... althought flawn
And, if you add to the equation the new character, mii costume, jukebox, custom item and all the little life improving change created for this DLC, make it worth it
Amsterdam Drift still suck, sorryyyyy
Because yeah, this DLC was sometimes rough : when the track didnt look like shit, they were sometimes really poorly remade : by that I mean that the lack of efforts and change made to some track made them worse. Some track even lack some of their original gimmick or track design(bangkok rush, sky garden, koopa cap, sunset wild...). And sometimes, some track pick were really questionnable (daisy circuit, mario circuit, toad circuit...wait, they are all circuit).
But, even with all of this: the DLC is great. A lot of great remake and "original" track were made and saved on mario kart 8 Deluxe thanks to this DLC: yoshi's island in particular is now in my top 5 favorite track in all of mario kart. When Nintendo cared, they really cooked for those track, giving us something really special... althought flawn
And, if you add to the equation the new character, mii costume, jukebox, custom item and all the little life improving change created for this DLC, make it worth it
Amsterdam Drift still suck, sorryyyyy