i bet the brazillian tourist board hates this game

i wish i had my fuckin frontal lobe removed instead of playing this shit

i remember this game being better but holy shit is it clunky

this game made me love the lexus is300

happiest day on.. reach? i can't really do that joke here uhh


time has NOT been kind to this one

cool for one playthrough, although i don't think i'll go back for a WHILE

you haven't known pain until you've played this travesty

it's alright if you just imagine it as a shitty b-movie which got taped over with another shitty war movie with the same actors halfway through

the ideas were there, it was just too early for them to really happen