apocalipstick
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2008
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2008
Lol to 19-year-old me who'd just bought herself a 360 this was a five-star obsession of a game. Then I made the mistake of replaying it a few years later and, wow, it immediately fell apart on me. It's not the jank, because I can absolutely appreciate some fucked up jank. It's Bethesda's entire approach to game design and storytelling at a fundamental level that just utterly rubs me the wrong way, and once I saw it I've never been able to unsee it since. It's not helped by the fact that New Vegas, the absolute gem that it is, came out in the meantime, nor the fact that I finally caught up on the original Fallouts somewhere in between it all and saw just how badly mishandled this one was. It's just a big old paper-thin nothing, albeit with some smashing tunes and that one 'Gary' vault that still makes me laugh to this day.
2021
This awful excuse for a game is the main reason why I now refuse to pick up games without thorough research. Not a single drop of competence or care went into making this, and I'm still kicking myself more than a year later over getting stuck with this, the stinkiest of platinums, just because I naively didn't look at the trophies first.
2018
Skipping all cutscenes like nature intended should have made this a slam dunk, but we've got a new problem now: Someone did not think this port through, and going from itty-bitty handheld to massive TV with no real adjustments was frankly horrendous. The game is still fun, but if your screen is bigger than the devs anticipated, prepare for frequent frustration.
2016