Some ingame events are based on the moon phase

Not some ingame moon

The fucking real life moon

Such an utterly deranged schizo mechanic deserves 4 stars

Thank you Kira Miyazaki truely Kino Field

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ayyyy I'm just a little guy its my birthday come onnnnn you're not gonna eat a lil birthday boy right?...

haha... wouldn't it be funny if there was an option to just surrender so you'd turn into a cyborg and get to call shodan mommy all day?..haha





Looks like shit and even mobile games run better without that many framedrops

Otherwise big step in the right direction for the series and breaking of the boring formula

They just need to make a game completlty build like the last act of the game (soul)

extremly detailed, true to the source material remake and after 100% completing I can finally say to my childself:

you fucking idiot, you absolute fucker, these games were piss easy how did you ever struggle with them you mongrel you pissbaby

cool song

also the best exploration game I've ever played

Looks gorgeous, music is poggers and combat feels very active for a turn based game (altough I wish enemies did a bit more), theres fishing AND cooking.

It definitly captured the feeling of older games. It's like chrono trigger had illegal SEX with mario superstar saga. (no I will not look at the inspirations for this game shut up)

It has however a weird as fuck ending that just leaves you with more questions and kicks you in your poor MP filled nuts.

I'm guessing its made like that for a potential sequel?

She trigger my chrono until I superstar




this was my parents way to school

This review contains spoilers

Le good:
-exploration is still pog
-g-mod
-zelda sleeps in a big bed in my house
-wells
-dungeons are alot better
-the depths are cool as shit
-you can make some cool shit the weapon fusion
-pizza


Le bad:
-the uhh switch doesn't like master hand
-theres no real "whats over the horizon" moment since its the same map as botw
-it just feels like what botw should have been
-the 5 "heroes" are bland (why didnt you keep evil yunobo cowards)
-weapon breaking is still here