One of the first youtube video game reviews id ever seen that would also eject my 11 year old ass into getting more into looking at all the awesome shit you could find online. Even as a kid it was very easy to see tht even though James Rolfe was playing a character, there ws genuineness and fact being shown on my friend's moms shitty dell laptop

This game looked like it sucked in the late 80s, it looked like it sucked in the early 2010s, and finally here i am having played it in the 2020s telling you that its definitely never been exaggeration LMFAO

But you could probably guess and be safe on that guess off of just 3 seconds of gameplay footage in action. This is a unique premise for a game where youre actually moving Jekyll in tandem with Hyde going from point A to point B
it sounds simple enough except your walking speed is atrocious
the enemies are all nonsensical to the point of their AI even feeling sporadic in how they want to pursue you and attack you
It's like the developers wanted to make the most intentionally aggravating kind of adventure platforming ever thatd stress you out, like putting you in the shoes of a paranoid schizophrenic person(i Imagine) thats been having a lot of consecutively bad days and everyone feels like they could set you off.
When it happens to you, and its gonna happen a Lot, you get to play as the expected big angry fuck doodooragonist and use his SUUUPER CRZY PSYCHO WAVE OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHH AUUUUUUUUH AUHHHHH and it still fucking sucks and takes a lot of predicting to even get a kill with its insane LMFAO
like cool he can do a laser thing
thts abt it though/
your other means of attacking are utterly worthless and i came into two game softlocking bugs where a bomb blew up and i literlly couldnt move at all but all sounds kept going
its also funny to me how against all odds this is actually a pretty solid idea for a game that in anybody elses hands could make something cool with

the way its made is shit in such a highly specific way to ruin anyone's day,,, and they fucked it up even more by removing content and all that from the japanese version of the game and there's like an alt ending
which is laughable alone that theyd thikn anyone would care enough to genuinely see this game through a second time or wind up saving them by sheer chance

this is kind of dissolving into just me poking and picking at- not even a dead horse LMFAO like its not even dead this is more like just examining bones in a graveyard if anything and wondering how an animal moved around with the structure in the first place

This wont be the last time i beat an NES game of a property thats not from japan thatd get pushed and forged in japan though, because i found out there's actually more instances of this happening.. though im pretty confident Ill like a n y of them more

Also the Cover art goes hard atleast...
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yea i got nothing LMFAO see ya

what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk its just up and canceled, this was a cool warioware-like game thats just never gonna get completed
i Liked the minigames they had going on in rotation, some of it wasnt perfect! there was a lot that were kindof tough to see through even on a couple attempts a time, but i thought it was charming and now it's just ... well, im left high and dry ig! Was especially looking forward to how the plot was going to round up and climax but now we just wont ever see that

Nice of the devs to atleast let you try and get your money back even past the 2 hour steam standard refund policy, but this hurts Baddddddddddddddddd bitch I was genuinely thinking about this days ago and then first thing I see online aint new art or some good news whtsoever

Shit happens though I suppose..i cant give it just HALF a star though because I genuinely had some fun with it
but this is absolutely a game i cant see myself recommending to people now because youre playin the warioware equivalent of P.T Demo atp
im hyperbolizing a bit! but ugh

i mean its dr fucking mario bitch like these dont technically even Have endings to them either but i sure did storm thru the lot of these
this is also the only one ive played where i think there was any semblance of continuity attempted(ive only played the og and one other one im forgettin the name of) considering that luigi's actually here! i remember dr luigi and airing the fuck out of it because it was one of those things where like you know you're a wii u owner and youre primarily a PC and Wii U owner because youre not made of money as a kid and your parents also aint so thts kinda the bread and butter you got going on

but i thought it looked Kinda Cool
just like this is kinda cool, got some nice lil blocks in the mix to shake things up with how you deal with the viruses and luigi and mario pivot off of each other with different map goals that keep it fresh with the music thats just Made to worm in your head in a freakish sense

this also use to have online multiplayer!! and i heard it was actually pretty solid kinda like m o s t 3ds online multiplayer for stuff
but i never got to try that
im sure with the workaround systems we got nowadays with 3ds spotpass and online nowadays its still doale but i doubt thatd impact my opinion of this game in any super meaningful way im gonna b real w you

puyo puyo, dr mario, tetris
these r the golden pillars of brickblock bullshit and i respect tht