Everyone: “Iris is such an amazing dancer!”

Iris: does the most unremarkable dance you’ve ever seen

this game gets so bad after anor londo with an exception of a few highlights but despite falling to bits a little bit in the back half it still absolutely rips

by law every game should contain a grappling hook

my first mainline SMT game - the desolate atmosphere makes playing this in 2021, a year in which I have often felt like I am living alone on my own barren planet, extremely difficult at times! the game's inciting incident taking place in an empty hospital is very fitting for the cold tone the rest of the experience evokes, which feels sometimes at odds with the world created by the Conception, described in dialogue as one of action where passionately believed philosophies compete with each other by necessity. I've often thought about dropping it and coming back to it later to play something with a brighter view of the world, but the game being so good at just about everything that it does makes it very hard to put down. The turn press system is absolute genius and is executed with the kind of precision that makes this hold up years later while many other JRPGs trying to emulate it have come and gone

the knowledge that the soundtrack exists somewhere else in the world in a form that's not total shit and it isn't included here drives me up the wall

a super interesting thing that at once feels like it’s missing huge chunks of vital connective tissue and has too many things going on - it’s got real high points and extremely low lows, and I walked away from the game feeling like I knew barely anything about it despite having played for 20+ hours

in conclusion eastward is a land of contrasts

This review contains spoilers

the thought that someone could stumble across the new ending of this completely by chance years after finishing the game is a very titillating concept that probably will never happen in reality

continues in the tradition of nier games by being a bunch of extremely cool ideas wrapped around a core gameplay conceit that is mostly bad

if you didn't play the original game in exactly 2008 at the age of fifteen this isn't going to hit but if you're in that extremely narrow venn diagram it fuckin whips ass

if you hit any of the cats you are the bastard of the earth