you either see this game as pretentious or a masterpiece. i think about this game a lot it makes me go to bed early sometimes

i'd rather play a monstrosity over a bland game. never really liked this one too much, but it has its quirks. the opening music sounds so funny without vocals

THIS GAME STINKS! (that's a compliment, obviously. what did you think?)

okay hear me out this was a nice game as just a little 2 hour experience but nothing more

i share my steam account. one day, i saw this was purchased. wouldn't really pay for this experience, as i think there's much more fun games to play with friends, but this is a little addicting. i really liked the style at first but now it makes me see red & you all know why

the only way i could describe my perception of this game is that it really does feel like moving from a cool town to a... lamer island. it's objectively good—but all of the things i was really into about the franchise got replaced with something more accessible. maybe i'm just bitter because i wanna be a kid again though lol

I liked to throw the toys across the living room as hard as i could. taught me the word "dapper"

2007

oh my god this game STINKS i had no idea how to operate it & when i sort of got an idea i still just would rather play some good ol java. respect to people who actually play this but i can't stand it

big black was the best feature

all i cared about was the pokemon amie yarn game. other than that this game was lame. training pokemon was so confusing

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this really feels like a passion project. every little detail is so faithful to the past games, and the voice acting is impeccable. the learning curve feels just right & donkey kong is so absurd