Gameplay 10/10 story 4/10

The enemy was communism all along.

the video game equivalent of asking you to spell "icup" out loud

this game is like if jodorowsky listened to every bjork album at the same time and then said, declaratively: "i deeply respect the US Postal Service"

God of Snore Ragnarock Me to Sleep

"this game is deep and stuff bro, it says something about the human contidion" I utter as I furiously masturbate to 2B sfm porn

The creative experience is knowing, at any time, you have the potential to put a YIIK into the world. Harrowing.

She elden on my ring till i'm far fromsoft